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Old 01-19-2003, 01:34 AM   #1
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site = place or shortened form of "website"
sight = visual perception or something seen.

your = possessive form of you
you're = shortened form of "you are"

there = a place that is not here
their = possessive form of they
they're = shortened form of "they are"

Please print this handy chart and keep it nearby for reference.
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Old 01-19-2003, 02:22 AM   #2
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FUCK is an international word. It doesnít matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF".

It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted".

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings = "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud = "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay = "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble = "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression = "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust = "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion = "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty = "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair = "Fucked again."
Incompetence = "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure = "What the fuck is going on."
Lost = "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief = "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation = "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Pain = "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure = "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love = "Do ya Fuck on first dates ?"
Starting a relationship = "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise = "Fucking hell what was that?"
Hate = "You Fuck"
Disappointment = "Thatís not Fucking fair"
Lost = "Where the fuck are we ?"
A poker hand = "A royal fuck"
Denial = "I didn't fucking do it"
Perplexity = "I know fuck all about it"
Apathy = "Who gives a fuck"
Resignation = "Oh fuck it"
Suspicion = "Who the fuck are you"
Panic = "Lets get the fuck out of here"
Directions = "Fuck off"
Maternal = "Motherfucker"
Incestuous = "Motherfucker"
Ambiguity = "I'm not so fucking sure"

And, never forget the words of these famous people

General Custer = "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"
Mayor of Hiroshima = "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic = "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo = "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein = "Any fucker could understand that"
Sean Penn = "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon = "Is that a real fucking gun"
Richard Nixon = 'Who's going to fucking know?"
Picasso = "It does so fucking look like her"
Christopher Columbus = "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson = "It's a fucking skin condition"
Pythagarus = "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney = "Fuck a duck"
Joan of Arc = "I don't suppose it will fucking rain"
Miss Marples = "I haven't got a fucking clue"
Noah = "Scattered showers, my fucking arse"
Everyone = "Fuck the French"

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word.
How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK".
Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud
and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature.

Why not say "FUCK YOU !" to someone today.
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Old 01-19-2003, 03:24 AM   #3
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I feel more educated knowing I can use the word "FUCK" in so many different ways!

(Is just trying to rack up some post points)
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Old 01-19-2003, 02:21 PM   #4
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hehe, awesome (to the second post)
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Old 01-19-2003, 04:05 PM   #5
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Was that George Carlin? That man's a fucking genius.

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"He took a duck in the face at two-hundred and fifty knots"
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Old 01-19-2003, 04:38 PM   #6
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