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Kerryn dude yours is what we call *TOO* big, as in it causes discomfort in many women. Feldynn's is tiny TEEHEE!

hows it going rimok aka big motherfucking rick. we need to talk some times and exchange insults and @#%$ big boi.

Kerryn dude yours is what we call *TOO* big, as in it causes discomfort in many women. Feldynn's is tiny TEEHEE!

Too big? That diagram was 1/1 scale.

Nasty!

And yeah I here ya Miss Jelly, but some women like the pain, just like they like people biting their nipples.

Some guys like it when a women gnaws on his veinersnitchle.

But most women after finding out that it really hurts to have a guy with a humongous shlonge tend to look for the average size. Or they just put up with it.

I don't know women, but if I was one, I'd just sleep with guys like Elnots cause they're so damn sexxy.

Too big? That diagram was 1/1 scale.

LMFAO Best line in the entire thread. LOL Thanks Kerryn.

Yup that was a 1/1 scale drawing at least the one of mine is (I just checked).. mind you that's in it's flaccid state, it's a good 2 inches in when fully turgid!!

Dont use guys read certain newsgroups? Supposedly all women simply pant for
something with the girth of a pop can and the length of a ruler.

Personally I dont see that it matters if you have hands and a tounge, but thats just me.

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Ahh well, back to the old lengthy Coca-Cola endorsed strap-on I keep in the cupboard for... errr well anyways yeah!

I have no hands or tongue so all I got is the ol' dong going for me. Sucks huh?

I cant think of any possible appropriate responce to that statement.

On a side note:

According to Cosmopolitan Magazine:

The #1 reason that women consent to have sex with a male is ....

'They feel sorry for them'

So I guess it doesnt matter in any case =)

Just measured mine (again)

Only 7 inches.

Fortunately I have a 12inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.



Naklak
Sheep-loving since 1977

Chiteng dude that is so wrong man...

Hey man, I am not a woman, and I dont write for Cosmo. I just quote
what I read.

BIG MUTHAFUCKIN RICK!!!

Rob has got 5 tickets to Mindless Self Indulgence, (no, it's not your mom Chiteng, its a band) and you're the odd man out. HA! How do you feel about ditchin me for Tool now you fat ho! Ya can suck ma wiena! ))=========D~~~~~


Philchy

P.S. Before you go on the two page rant Chiteng, you were randomly selected by our counter terrorism computer to be insulted in public.

Tell me rambunctious, did you notice what forum this is?

Yes, sorry I did not convey the fact that I was mindlessly rambling on about absolutely nothing that concerns you or anyone on this thread except for Rimok because I know him in RL and he dicked me out of Tool tickets and I got MSI tickets and there isn't one for him and then I made a mindless joke just because you were the last person to post and I figure you would start a counter and soon begin to high jack this thread and did I mention that I was rambling on about nothing?

Congratulations, you met all my expectations.

Really, it was just a joke.

Oh yeah, my name is Philchy, or Gus if you prefer. It helps to read the P.S. sometimes, or the name before it.

As much as MSI is funny, they are not a live band.

That, and the fact that music is lacking.

Mr. Cradles

P.S. Gus, we could have taken you if Rob didn't go( b/c he paid for the ticket) so blame him!

Too bad you're getting tickets for bands that either

a) blow

or

b) are lame

I bet you like ICP too! Yeah those guys in clown outfits that rap about raping people and stuff sure are cool in my book! I bet they got lots of good grades and have LOTS AND LOTS of friends! Gold star!

Insane Clown Posse... they suck. MSI, probably not the greatest concentration of music talent either. But then again, I didn't go screaming around about how good they were, just that I was seeing them. Besides, the tickets were cheap as hell. Oh yeah, and offhand, what do good grades and/or friends have to do with music? Most of the quality musicians/composers that I know of had neither or only one.

Philchy

Listen to ICP lyrics and you can make some pretty definitive statements concerning their levels of intelligence...

jelly you need to get on IM or send me an email or something. nimue321@cs.com

Aishen I'm on AIM constantly! You need to send me an IM or something, you know my screen name, teehee! Have fun!

P.S. Braken sucks.