Hi all. no thrills here tonite. Just a nite of RL.

What started out as a nite on the town ended up being
a nite of tottal RL fun. Beyond anything you can imagine.

Here goes,

I Called a taxi at approx 10pm this Sunday evening thinking I was owning a good ole nite
out on the town. But what was unveiled was not a Good ole nite, as I will explain.

10:38 Taxi Arrives, Take me to Main street in Cincinnati I am ready to Party my ass off..

10:49 Let me out here,, WHOOHOOO.. Fare 8-bucks with TIP !! Tips are important btw.

10:58 Hey Bartender lets play pool.. And make me a Rum and Coke. Please sir. *Mark was his name.

10:59 Mark ! I need another Rum and Coke bud.
10:59:45 Oh damn,, theres a hole in my glass. DRINK. mark ?

11:01 That drink was Weak.. when you done shooting mark I need another. Please sir..

11:28 Damn Mark, you beat me 4 games why are you quiting ?
Your on a roll !~!

11:30 Cool New people coming into the Pub !!

11:38 Hey Guys, Wana play some 3-way ? Cool.. Lets play.

11:49 Hey Guys, There's 3 of us here and Three chicks just walked in and they PLAY POOL !!

11:49:38 Zol. they are Lesbians. Don't mess with them.

11:49:45 Really ? no way !

11:51 Hi.. omg you smell great.. Whats that smell, scent ? Say, Whats your sign ?

11:52 Hey guys,, You were right, they were lesbians.
11:52:01 Told you !!

11:53 Nice shot, play again ?
11:53:01 No thanks, We told you they were lesbians and btw were gay.
11:53:15 Oh.. um.. Well.. Um.. Hey np. to each their own huh.

11:59 WTF YOU MEAN IM CUT OFF !!!???!!
12:03 I pay the $36 tab WITH tip and leave.

12:34 Wonder's into a bar blind ass drunk.
12:34:01 Rumm and coerk pwease
12:35:30 Romm ern coker palease
12:38 dern holers in dem glass. DRENK PLEAASE

12:45 WhATDERFOOK you meen I cut me offf ?
12:46 Call me a taxi.. and Not personally !

1:10 @#%$ this taxi Bs.. I'll get my own.
1:10:10 Cell phony Dies a battery death

At this point I wonder off into the downtown of Cincinnati
alone yet not affraid.

I wonder around and walking around. And I meet many very interesting people
that are REALLY Sober. As I was not ATT. (At the Time)

But this is where all that rum really kicks in. OMFG. Or Not.

1:45 wondering around and passing out cigs to people I don't know, Yet they are really REALLY cool.
And not just passing Smokes but speaking with people
and knowing that
THERE ARE HOMELESS PEOPLE IN AMERICA!

2:38 Cold Tired and getting sober very fast, I walk into a
bank building with security,
And request they call me a taxi. The Security monitor guy say's, *Ok hey NP.

2:39 Outside and freezing my ass off.
2:39:30 Freezing my ass Off
2:40:10 Still freezing my ass off and now very tired.
2:53 Fall's asleep behind the BIG HUGE PILLAR in front of the bank building. Snore.

2:53:01 Taxi zooms pass.. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

4:39 WAKE'S UP and PISSED off !!
4:40 Realizes WTF happened 2 hours ago. *Right

4:42 Walk's into Bank building cussing like a SoB with a dead cell Phone in hand
and Security Guard pulls his gun !! Yelling DROP IT !!
4:42:0111111 Phone gets tossed Behind me and Bounces off the
wall and Ends up ?

4:42:022222 Guard puts gun away. *Whew
4:43 Guards ask me to wait outside for Taxi. At which point
I cough and Take their word for it this time.

4:49 Go into bank building and ask for my cell phone.
4:49:10 Security Monitor leaves his desk and points to his keyboard and
say's.. There it is, Please wait outside.

4:59 Security Monitor guy Rushes through the doors and Inform's me,
YOUR TAXI IS HERE !! and Kindly holds the door open for me.. What a nice guy..

4:59:30 in the taxi with a security passenger ARMED.

5:00 Take 471 south first exit and go right. drop me off
at the bank...

5:10 Pours a new drink and FREEKS.

5:12 Turns up the heat 80* And kicks back.

Another nite in the Big city... WOW.

7:52 and Thats my story and I am sticking to it..
7:53 one more min and IM passing out.
7:53:45 wave

Zolmaz..

poor gnome is prolly slobbering on his pillow now...

"Take me to Main street in Cincinnati I am ready to Party my ass off.."

Um...is this the same Cincinnati Ohio that I was bored to tears in for 2 years of my life?

Rule 1: Don't plan on anything fun EVER happening in Ohio...period.

Rule 2: I dunno...Columbus sucks too so don't come here either.

Hail,

Hahah. Hope he put a garbage can by the bed.
Happy to hear he at least made it home safe.
Take care,

*hugs!*

LOL, not too bad Zolmaz, come out here some time and I will show you how it is done

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>11:49:38 Zol. they are Lesbians. Don't mess with them.

11:49:45 Really ? no way !

11:51 Hi.. omg you smell great.. Whats that smell, scent ? Say, Whats your sign ?

11:52 Hey guys,, You were right, they were lesbians.
11:52:01 Told you !!
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LMMFAO - for some reason I found that hilarious.

More creedence lent to the name " Cinncinasty" I hate that town. Zol seems to have had a nice time tho.

I don't understand how that story leads to that name...

Cincy blows. Sorry i have yet to go there and have a good time. As far as city rank in ohio .. Cincy is the most conservative of the bigger ones. Maybe its the fact I live in Cleveland that i dislike it.. but hey, not a big of Columbus either

Poor Zol....how's the head, dear?

Well, Cincinnati is great on the weekends. But sunday
nite there were only 3 bars open downtown on main street.
Actually I don't understand all the fuss about the riot last year, I think it was.

Anyway I did have a great time. Talked to alot
of people and being blind ass drunk helped I suppose.
I never was one to sit still in a bar.

Stumbling around downtown was a trip. OMFG....

Trust me, Cinti is not near as bad as people make it all out to be.
Not everyone I talked to that nite was homeless, They are just nite
people that get off work late. Most wore clothes as good as mine.
but then Im a levi freek.

At home,
I did pass out and slept for about 12 hours and managed
to wake up a bit later and call in.
I contract so taking days off is my call. But WOW was I hurting.

I drank a shot of saltwater later and downed a Red Bull and was
fine in about an hour.. Stuff really works well.

Maybe next time I'll have a full charge on my cell before I
go out again and get stupid. Btw My Phone got broken also.
I have no idea how. Maybe I slept on it at the bank.

Zolmaz Zo'Boto (61) The wondering drunkard.

I always had fun in Cinci. The warehouse used to be a favorite spot of mine to visit, but man that was years ago. Columbus sucks on the other hand, but that may be because I lived there for way too long. All and all it is good to be out of Ohio. Though I will have to go home just for the Pumpkin Show in roundtown every year. ^_^

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Btw My Phone got broken also. I have no idea how.[/quote]

Prolly when the gaurd told you to drop it and you tossed it over your shoulder

"The warehouse used to be a favorite spot of mine to visit, but man that was years ago."

The warehouse, like all clubs in Ohio, was good for about 2 months then turned into a giant vat of &^% when people discovered it. Cooters/Vertigo same deal(of course I'm biased because my band played there a few times and the sound system really SUCKED). No idea what the place to go there is now.