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![]() What started out as a nite on the town ended up being a nite of tottal RL fun. Beyond anything you can imagine. Here goes, I Called a taxi at approx 10pm this Sunday evening thinking I was owning a good ole nite out on the town. But what was unveiled was not a Good ole nite, as I will explain. 10:38 Taxi Arrives, Take me to Main street in Cincinnati I am ready to Party my ass off.. 10:49 Let me out here,, WHOOHOOO.. Fare 8-bucks with TIP !! Tips are important btw. 10:58 Hey Bartender lets play pool.. And make me a Rum and Coke. Please sir. *Mark was his name. 10:59 Mark ! I need another Rum and Coke bud. 10:59:45 Oh damn,, theres a hole in my glass. DRINK. mark ? 11:01 That drink was Weak.. when you done shooting mark I need another. Please sir.. 11:28 Damn Mark, you beat me 4 games why are you quiting ? Your on a roll !~! 11:30 Cool New people coming into the Pub !! 11:38 Hey Guys, Wana play some 3-way ? Cool.. Lets play. 11:49 Hey Guys, There's 3 of us here and Three chicks just walked in and they PLAY POOL !! 11:49:38 Zol. they are Lesbians. Don't mess with them. 11:49:45 Really ? no way ! 11:51 Hi.. omg you smell great.. Whats that smell, scent ? Say, Whats your sign ? 11:52 Hey guys,, You were right, they were lesbians. 11:52:01 Told you !! 11:53 Nice shot, play again ? 11:53:01 No thanks, We told you they were lesbians and btw were gay. 11:53:15 Oh.. um.. Well.. Um.. Hey np. to each their own huh. 11:59 WTF YOU MEAN IM CUT OFF !!!???!! 12:03 I pay the $36 tab WITH tip and leave. 12:34 Wonder's into a bar blind ass drunk. 12:34:01 Rumm and coerk pwease 12:35:30 Romm ern coker palease 12:38 dern holers in dem glass. DRENK PLEAASE 12:45 WhATDERFOOK you meen I cut me offf ? 12:46 Call me a taxi.. and Not personally ! 1:10 @#%$ this taxi Bs.. I'll get my own. 1:10:10 Cell phony Dies a battery death At this point I wonder off into the downtown of Cincinnati alone yet not affraid. I wonder around and walking around. And I meet many very interesting people that are REALLY Sober. As I was not ATT. (At the Time) But this is where all that rum really kicks in. OMFG. Or Not. 1:45 wondering around and passing out cigs to people I don't know, Yet they are really REALLY cool. And not just passing Smokes but speaking with people and knowing that THERE ARE HOMELESS PEOPLE IN AMERICA! 2:38 Cold Tired and getting sober very fast, I walk into a bank building with security, And request they call me a taxi. The Security monitor guy say's, *Ok hey NP. 2:39 Outside and freezing my ass off. 2:39:30 Freezing my ass Off 2:40:10 Still freezing my ass off and now very tired. 2:53 Fall's asleep behind the BIG HUGE PILLAR in front of the bank building. Snore. 2:53:01 Taxi zooms pass.. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 4:39 WAKE'S UP and PISSED off !! 4:40 Realizes WTF happened 2 hours ago. *Right 4:42 Walk's into Bank building cussing like a SoB with a dead cell Phone in hand and Security Guard pulls his gun !! Yelling DROP IT !! 4:42:0111111 Phone gets tossed Behind me and Bounces off the wall and Ends up ? 4:42:022222 Guard puts gun away. *Whew 4:43 Guards ask me to wait outside for Taxi. At which point I cough and Take their word for it this time. 4:49 Go into bank building and ask for my cell phone. 4:49:10 Security Monitor leaves his desk and points to his keyboard and say's.. There it is, Please wait outside. 4:59 Security Monitor guy Rushes through the doors and Inform's me, YOUR TAXI IS HERE !! and Kindly holds the door open for me.. What a nice guy.. 4:59:30 in the taxi with a security passenger ARMED. 5:00 Take 471 south first exit and go right. drop me off at the bank... 5:10 Pours a new drink and FREEKS. 5:12 Turns up the heat 80* And kicks back. Another nite in the Big city... WOW. 7:52 and Thats my story and I am sticking to it.. 7:53 one more min and IM passing out. 7:53:45 wave Zolmaz.. |
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poor gnome is prolly slobbering on his pillow now... |
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"Take me to Main street in Cincinnati I am ready to Party my ass off.." Um...is this the same Cincinnati Ohio that I was bored to tears in for 2 years of my life? Rule 1: Don't plan on anything fun EVER happening in Ohio...period. Rule 2: I dunno...Columbus sucks too so don't come here either. |
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Hail, Hahah. Hope he put a garbage can by the bed. ![]() Happy to hear he at least made it home safe. ![]() Take care, |
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*hugs!* |
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LOL, not too bad Zolmaz, come out here some time and I will show you how it is done ![]() |
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<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>11:49:38 Zol. they are Lesbians. Don't mess with them. 11:49:45 Really ? no way ! 11:51 Hi.. omg you smell great.. Whats that smell, scent ? Say, Whats your sign ? 11:52 Hey guys,, You were right, they were lesbians. 11:52:01 Told you !! [/quote] LMMFAO - for some reason I found that hilarious. ![]() |
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More creedence lent to the name " Cinncinasty" I hate that town. Zol seems to have had a nice time tho. |
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I don't understand how that story leads to that name... |
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Cincy blows. Sorry i have yet to go there and have a good time. As far as city rank in ohio .. Cincy is the most conservative of the bigger ones. Maybe its the fact I live in Cleveland that i dislike it.. but hey, not a big of Columbus either ![]() |
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Poor Zol....how's the head, dear? |
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![]() Well, Cincinnati is great on the weekends. But sunday nite there were only 3 bars open downtown on main street. Actually I don't understand all the fuss about the riot last year, I think it was. Anyway I did have a great time. Talked to alot of people and being blind ass drunk helped I suppose. I never was one to sit still in a bar. Stumbling around downtown was a trip. OMFG.... Trust me, Cinti is not near as bad as people make it all out to be. Not everyone I talked to that nite was homeless, They are just nite people that get off work late. Most wore clothes as good as mine. but then Im a levi freek. At home, I did pass out and slept for about 12 hours and managed to wake up a bit later and call in. I contract so taking days off is my call. But WOW was I hurting. I drank a shot of saltwater later and downed a Red Bull and was fine in about an hour.. Stuff really works well. Maybe next time I'll have a full charge on my cell before I go out again and get stupid. Btw My Phone got broken also. I have no idea how. Maybe I slept on it at the bank. Zolmaz Zo'Boto (61) The wondering drunkard. |
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![]() I always had fun in Cinci. The warehouse used to be a favorite spot of mine to visit, but man that was years ago. Columbus sucks on the other hand, but that may be because I lived there for way too long. All and all it is good to be out of Ohio. Though I will have to go home just for the Pumpkin Show in roundtown every year. ^_^ |
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![]() <blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Btw My Phone got broken also. I have no idea how.[/quote] Prolly when the gaurd told you to drop it and you tossed it over your shoulder ![]() |
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![]() "The warehouse used to be a favorite spot of mine to visit, but man that was years ago." The warehouse, like all clubs in Ohio, was good for about 2 months then turned into a giant vat of &^% when people discovered it. Cooters/Vertigo same deal(of course I'm biased because my band played there a few times and the sound system really SUCKED). No idea what the place to go there is now. |
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