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Old 05-04-2004, 07:47 AM   #1
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Default Bush Goes To School

George Bush visited a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he asked if there were any questions.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. George informed the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right. It was question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Billy?"
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:16 PM   #2
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:57 PM   #3
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Here are you answers Steve:

1. The UN is a fucked up organization that needs to be dismantled.
2. Because the US has the "Electoral College" and the president is not elected via popular vote. It's the same way Kennedy defeated Nixon.
3. Osama Bin Ladan is in a deeper rat hole than Saddam Hussein was, so it's taking longer to 'rat' him out.
4. Recess rang early because I believe play is just as important as class.
5. Billy has been hired as an Election Consultant to Kerry, so he can teach Kerry how to handle the issues!!
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Old 05-05-2004, 02:04 PM   #4
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Inmountains kicked your ass Flub.
And if you're not carefull he'll send in his son to finish you off.




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Old 05-05-2004, 04:45 PM   #5
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Flub wins
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Old 05-05-2004, 05:47 PM   #6
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Because the US has the "Electoral College" and the president is not elected via popular vote. It's the same way Kennedy defeated Nixon.
Kennedy had more votes in 1960.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._pr...election,_1960
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Old 05-05-2004, 05:59 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by bumbleroot
WTF is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._pr...election,_1960

19-freeking-60? Holy crap, Why not 1700, at least you could say that nobody
was born then. And Bush was not born and didn't know anything.

Talk about laughter. Have you written US congressmen about this site? heh
I'm sure your party would be interested. HAHAHAaaaahahahaha
1960 HAAhahaaaahaha


The main economic issue during the election was the USSR's high economic growth rate in comparison to the United States'. According to analyses at the time, the Soviet economy was expected to overtake the American economy by 1984.
Well, ok then.



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Old 05-05-2004, 06:06 PM   #8
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Oh. I get it. Your trying to insinuate that bush bought the election.

Talk about a looser., Did you get this link from your college professor?,
or a subordinate?

Your becoming a joke by the post Bumbleroot. I used to have respect for you.
But now, Man. Get over it already. Your credibility rating is floundering.



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Old 05-05-2004, 07:46 PM   #9
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Kennedy had more electoral college votes, that part is clear. However, the popular vote is a bit murkier. Officially he had more by like 150k, but Alabama's electoral system is sufficiently fucked up that depending on which way you look at it, he could have had slightly less overall popular votes.

That doesn't change the fact that Zolmaz is a retard without peer. Hell of a day's worth of posting gimp- just when I thought my opinion of you had bottomed out, you show me you still have gas left in the tank. Bravo douchebag- bravo
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Old 05-05-2004, 08:13 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Hormadrune
Kennedy had more electoral college votes, that part is clear. However, the popular vote is a bit murkier. Officially he had more by like 150k, but Alabama's electoral system is sufficiently fucked up that depending on which way you look at it, he could have had slightly less overall popular votes.

That doesn't change the fact that Zolmaz is a retard without peer. Hell of a day's worth of posting gimp- just when I thought my opinion of you had bottomed out, you show me you still have gas left in the tank. Bravo douchebag- bravo
Well thank you Hormadrune. Top O" the day to you also.
You are to kind in your words. I'll be sure to add you into my christmas list
of people to send a e-card to.

God bless your heart for being so honest. Integrity owns all Horm,
never forget.



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Old 05-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #11
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Kennedy was the biggest ASS of a president this country has ever had, talk about inexperience!!! NEVER elect a president on his looks!!! Besides, we all know that John F Kennedy wasn't really president, his daddy was!!! Allowing nuclear missiles to be parked in our backyard!!!!
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:32 AM   #12
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Riiiiight....

Inmountains, for a self-proclaimed genius, you haven't expended much energy on learning your US history, have you?
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Old 05-07-2004, 05:34 AM   #13
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ROFLMAO...

Very nice, Flub.
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