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Old 04-16-2004, 09:30 AM   #1
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Default So happy together

This pic cracked me up

Imagine me and you
I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up
In vast of time
And you said you belonged to me
And ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be
So very fine
So happy together

I can't seem to be loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me
Baby the skies would be blue
For all my life

Me and you
And you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
It had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

I can't seem to be loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me
Baby the skies would be blue
For all my life

Me and you
And you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
It had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

Me and you
And you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
It had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

So happy together
How is the weather?
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
So happy together
So happy together
So happy together

--The Turtles--
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:48 AM   #2
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I'll Take You To The Picture Show And Babe I'll Hold Your Hand I'll Set Up In Your Parlour -- Let You Cool Me With Your Fan
I'll Listen To Your Troubles And Pet You When You Cry
But Get That Marryon' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die

I Don't Mind Honky Tonkin' 'Round If That Will Bring You Fun
But Somehow I Can't Understand How One And One Make One
I Like To Cuddle Near And Listen To You Lie
But Get That Marryin' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die

Now If You Want A Helpmate You're Just Wastin' Lots Of Time
'Cause I'm Afraid Of Church Bells
How They Scare Me When They Chime
I've Seen Those Married People Just Up And Say Goodbye
So Get That Marryin' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die

This Freedom's Mighty Precious In This Land Of Liberty
I've Seen What Matrimony's Done To Better Men Than Me
I Don't Mind Keepin' Comp'ny With The Apple Of My Eye
But Keep That Marryin' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:54 AM   #3
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I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Little in the middle but she got much back...

- Sir Mix-A-Lot
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:17 AM   #4
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I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger
Everyone.

That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:17 AM   #5
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I like it when the two most powerful men in the world are happy.
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:43 AM   #6
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I hate it when people are SO ORIGINAL that they post song lyrics!!!!
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:48 AM   #7
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If someone had made their own song lyrics and posted them it would have had less of an effect (read much less funny) than an established popular one.
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Old 04-16-2004, 11:58 AM   #8
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There: http://www.links2love.com/poem_generator.htm

now you can make your own

And I'm not really original overall

Deadscale- iksar=scale, sk=well dead and stuff
Dreadcaller-that mini-CT from evil Lfay

Tapewurm- tapeworm album in the works with Reznor/Maynard/other bitches,
just added the wurm cause well iksar, and it was a necro so...
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:08 PM   #9
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Curiosity got the better of me...I tried that link

My Love

Your skin glows like the peach, blossoms love as the carnation in the purest hope of spring. My heart follows your french horn voice and leaps like a bunny at the whisper of your name. The evening floats in on a great robin wing. I am comforted by your pants that I carry into the twilight of showerbeams and hold next to my eyes. I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of pepsi.

As my ears falls from my shirt, it reminds me of your Eiffel Tower. In the quiet, I listen for the last Ooohh! of the day. My heated hands leaps to my panties. I wait in the moonlight for your secret house so that we may giggle as one, hands to hands, in search of the magnificient purple and mystical car of love.
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:47 PM   #10
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Old 04-16-2004, 02:07 PM   #11
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If someone had made their own song lyrics and posted them it would have had less of an effect (read much less funny) than an established popular one.
yep
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:07 PM   #12
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"Mood Rings"
by Reliant K

we all know the girls that i am talking about
well they are time bombs and they are ticking
and the only question's when they'll blow up
and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt
cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them

and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...

she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

if it's drama you want then look no further
they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives
and it just kills me how they get away with murder
they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...

she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right i must confess)

we all know the girls that i am talking about
she liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
first she's jekyll and then she's hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair

mood ring oh mood ring
oh tell me will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:28 PM   #13
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Thank You - Led Zeppelin

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.

Little drops of rain whisper of the pain, tears of loves lost in the days gone by.
My love is strong, with you there is no wrong,
together we shall go until we die. My, my, my.
An inspiration is what you are to me, inspiration, look... see.

And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles,
Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one.
Happiness, no more be sad, happiness....I'm glad.
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:46 PM   #14
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Since everyone is posting song lyrics-
God Loves a Drunk- Richard Thompson


Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven?
Will the pubs never close, will the glass never drain
No more D.T.'s and no shakes
And no horrors
Very next morning you feel right as rain
O God loves a drunk, the lowest of men
With the dogs in the street and the pigs in the pen
But a drunk's only trying to get free of his body
And soar like an eagle high up there in heaven
His shouts and his curses are just hymns and praises
To kick-start his mind now and then
O God loves a drunk, come raise up your glasses, amen
Does God really care for your life in the suburbs
A dull little life of dull little things
and bring up the babies to be just like Daddy
And maybe you'll be there when He gives out wings
But God loves a drunk, although he's a fool
He wets in his pants and he falls off his stool
He can't hear the insults and whispers go by him
As he leans in the doorway and sings Sally Racket
Can't feel the cold rain beat down on his body
And soak through his clothes to the skin
O God loves a drunk, come raise up your glasses, amen
Will there be any pen-pushers up there in Heaven?
Does clerking and wage-slaving win you God's love
I pity you worms with your semis and pensions
If you think that'll get you to the kingdom above
But God loves a drunk, although he's a clown
You can't help but laugh as he gags and falls down
He don't give a cuss for what people think of him
He screams at his demons alone in the darkness
He's staying alive for just one more pint bottle
Won't you throw him few pennies, friend
God loves a drunk, for ever and ever, amen
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