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Old 03-13-2004, 12:21 AM   #1
Zolmaz Zo'Boto
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Default Hi Everyone. It's happy Republican day.

Every-day is a very happy day for us Rebuplicans.
Because day's like this us rebuplicans have more money to spend then ever
before in the history of America, thanks to our President George Walker Bush
and the Dem's in congress that supported our happy tax cut.

Yes indeed, a very happy day, month, year.
Heck, we even have a sense of humor about all our money.

Us republicans love life as we go to work every day and bust our butt's to
support our families. Family comes first for us because it's normal American behavior.
To some "outside of the norm" this concept may sound extreme.

Sometimes us rebuplicans get a little crazy and ONE of us will go walk around
with a sign that say's, HUG A DEMOCRAT-THEIR PARENTS FORGOT..
But thats a rare occurrence since we all have jobs and can't waste to much
time outside of our family and friends and spending all the riches we earn for ourselves.

You can recognize us republicans easily by the vehicles we drive. Oh yea i'm serious.
Hummers and BMW's, lexus, merc's, cad's, basically anything that costs over
50k is us. You can bet your life on that fact. We have all the money because
GWB gave us our Tax cut. It's a privileged tax cut for registered Republicans only though.
Shhhh, it's a secret.

Nothing like passing a Yugo on the highway and seeing them tree-hugging Yugo drivers
steam up the windows as they drool up the interior with a fine mist through those cute little
tree-hugging nostrils. How cute they are "says my ole lady" as we zoom by at 90mph.

Us Republicans are a special bunch indeed. Why, just yesterday I ran into
a fellow republicans SUV while I was in my SUV, and we must have laughed
for an hour at all the liberal rubberneckers drooling over our vehicles.,

It was a sight to behold. The drool on the highway was so thick that they
had to call in the fire dept to hose down the road. What a fun day that was.

Ohh man. I need to stop this post before I give up to many of our Halliburton
secrets. Opp's HA-HA see how fun it is when your a Rich bastage. Ok I'll shut up now.
"burp" Iraq-oil.. OH! Haha darn I did it again. Stupid me. Dawg-gonnit-by-golly
my friends at the Repub-club are going to bust me for that one. Darn this keyboard!

Zolmaz Zo'Boto (I'm not the one on the highway with 4-brands of tires)
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Old 03-13-2004, 05:22 AM   #2
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Some of us Republicans support the elimination of SUVs and other gas hogs(anything that gets below 20mpg). The money we fund for wars to gain control of oil could be used to make the USA a better place. And alot of the NRA members can shove their attitudes straight up their ass. Plus NAFTA is bullshit. I believe in a America that can be totally indepentdent of the world's resources and labor. If we would only stay in our own damn sandbox alot of the crap today wouldnt be going on.
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:05 AM   #3
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kanibaal, you're the type of republican I can like. Well. For the most part.
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:26 AM   #4
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Both sides(demo and rep) view the other side by it's most extreme examples. When the fact is most Americans are in the middle, it just happens to be that the extremist have louder voices.
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