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Old 10-07-2001, 07:51 AM   #26
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lone ranger is da man! lol
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Old 10-07-2001, 01:18 PM   #27
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lol what the gay kid said
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Old 10-08-2001, 05:42 AM   #28
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Played EQ.
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Old 10-08-2001, 11:35 PM   #29
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O.K. i got one.. this just happened last thursday. I went up to a friend of mine's college and we had a little dorm room party. As soon as i get there (around 7pm) i start drinking. I drank 12 shots of vodka in a row and then chuged a smirnoff. 20 minutes later a bunch of other kids show up and my friend (great friend he is) said i had only taken 2 shots and that i was a pussy. So making me look like an ass i took the bottle of liqour and started chugging. At about 10pm i totally pass out cold on the couch. I remember trying to breathe because it sure as hell wasn't involuntary anymore and then i remember nothing. Well i wake up with cocks drawn on me , a mustash, an olive in my ear and a post it pad with a phone number on it.

After i come out of it (12 hours later) i asked my friend wtf happened and he said 2 freshmen girls were sitting on my lap wanting to have a threesome. At this point i took the garbage and puked because the hang over was so bad and because i missed out on the best thing that could ever happen in my life. Hey.. at least i got one of the girl's phone # so it wasn't all that bad.

The following day i drank a bottle of water had a piece of bread and a bottle of fruitopia. This lasted about 20 minutes before i started to projectile puke and fountain puke the fruitopia. My friend was eating a meatball grinder at the time so i made him puke too. The fucker deserved it!
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Old 10-09-2001, 09:13 PM   #30
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Put a smiley(no not a sticker) at the end of the fliter paper of my schools staff...
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Old 10-10-2001, 03:48 PM   #31
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my most recent stupid shit i have done is get in a drinking contest with a 300 lb man who's been drinking for way too many years. . .

was not a good idea my head herts
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Old 10-13-2001, 08:19 PM   #32
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1) mixed muriatic acid and aluminum foil in a bottle with a match on the end...hydrogen burns like a mother fucker <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT="">

2) found crack cocaine in my public library and didn't sell the bitch ;p
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Old 10-13-2001, 09:34 PM   #33
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Ok, I'm gonna finish my post since I passed out last time.

Now I'm a tall lanky dude. Try and picture me, '6 "2" and I only weigh like 145. I used to go hurdle trash cans in the mall when I was stoned with my friends. It was pretty cool. They're kinda weird ones, they have a lid on top but the edges of it are rounded and there's a hole. No need for a lid if it has a fucking hole in it but anyways they're a little above my waist, kinda high. I did this many many times without ever falling and shit. But this one time was very different. I was wearing pants that had a low crotch, and when I jumped I couldn't stretch my legs out far enough. I kicked the top of the trashcan, sending the lid fucking flying into this old lady, it hit her hard man...You gotta get a running start to jump over these things so you can just imagine...I busted my ass too but that was a minor detail. I felt so embarrased, like it made a 'loud' noise when I kicked it so everyone was staring at me and shit. And people went over to the old lady to see if she was ok, they're all looking at me like they're gonna kick my ass lol. Then I got kicked out of the mall.

I went and took pictures in a photo booth when I was totally wasted. I was like...14 in these pictures. They don't even look like me lol. They look like they're taken straight from uglypeople.com. My friends made me do it... The last pic was blacked out, I dunno why maybe if you only pay for three they fuck up the last one on purpose /shrug. And yes that's a bubbler in my hand.

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There, now that I've humiliated myself I can go on. I broke into this house that was for sale with a friend. We found a liquor cabanet in the house that had some OLD fucking shit. We're talking 1982 Captain Shark and some wine from the 70's. There was some Seagrams's 7 and a bottle of canadian mist too. We light the school dumpster on fire, using the shitty wine and lots of paper that was in there. Then we sat in the woods nearby and started drinking the other shit while we watched. The flames were nearly 30ft high at one point, and the wind was taking them close to the school. We decided to bail and just when we were walking across the football field mad fire trucks and cops showed up. We had to crawl across the field on our stomachs to avoid being seen. We made it to the other end and we got up and ran, and as we're running full speed down the street with bottles of liquor in our hands, a cop comes down the street. He flashed his lights and I took off through someone's yard. My friend followed and not knowing where to go we went back to that house. We proceded to get shit faced and I stumbled home at like 1 am and puked my brains out till the next day. I ended up getting charged for arson for the dumpster thingy...but they didn't know we were drinking. Still sucked hardcore.

Another alcohol induced tale happened this summer. Me and 3 other friends were sharing a gallon of vodka. When we were pretty much skunked we went for a walk. One of my friends started breaking car mirrors and shit, he even ripped one off and was carrying it with the long ass cord attached. I got paranoid and told him to get rid of it since there was some lady walking her dog behind us who seemed like she was following. He wouldn't give it up so I ripped it out of his hands and threw it into some bushes. He got pissed and wanted to kick my ass but then he suddenly realized it would be easier to just get another one. So he goes up to this truck, which is in front of a house with the lights on AND a girl outside on the porch. He kicks the mirror and tries ripping it off. She says " Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing!?" My friend Tony screams, " FUCK YOU BITCH I'LL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!" She says she's going to call the cops. Tony says " CALL THE COPS YOU FUCKING CUNT!" He said a few more things but I don't remember. I took off running as fast as I could. I ran all the way back to Rogers house, where I was spending the night. I waited on his porch for an hour and he never showed up. I didn't want to go in without my friend so I kept waiting. A cop pulls up. Shines his flashlight in my eyes etc etc you know the drill. He asks what I'm doing here, where I've been. He asked me my birthdate and I couldn't tell him. He knew I was wrecked, so he told me to go inside with him. He told my friends mother the whole story, and said they were at the police station and she had to pick them up. He brought me down also. When I get there Tony is in another room behind a glass window. The cops are screaming in his face telling him to answer but he is just staring at the floor with a shit grin on his face saying nothing. I laughed out loud when I saw this and one of the cops comes over to me. He roughs me up a bit and tells me I'm getting the ass kicking of my life if I ever do something like this again. He spit in my face like 5 times while saying this. I said nothing, he looked pretty scary. The owner of the truck comes in and says that there was no apparent damage to his truck so he's not going to press charges. The cops have to let us go. They took what was left of the vodka, which was not much. I wonder if they drank it.

I'll end it here, I don't want to make you guys think I'm some juvanile delinquint, or a psycho. I'm actually a pretty good kid, I just like to party.






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Old 10-14-2001, 12:29 PM   #34
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hehehehehehehehe
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Old 10-14-2001, 03:29 PM   #35
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Just don't have kids.
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Old 10-15-2001, 04:38 PM   #36
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I think everyone can say they've been caught masturbating, so that doesnt really count. And whoever says they havent is a bloody liar.

The stupidest thing i ever did was become friends with Suinadie...just hearing the dumb shit he does makes me stupider
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Old 10-16-2001, 03:34 PM   #37
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heh

UPDATE NUMBER 3!

Homecoming is this weekend, friend's need liquour, so i get to bring the happy happy fun juice. I get some bottles of water, pour em out, and then empty out parent's liquour cabinet. Almost done, when mom walks in on me doin it. What happens then? :grin




She tells me not to bring brandy to the party, and says if i wanna bring stuff she'll go out and get me some beer, and some vodka...little does she know i already have like 3 pints of 80 proof vodka, and 1 pint of 80 proof tequila, and 1 pint of 100 proof coconut smash-the-hell-outta-you juice



burned out hippie for a mother + stick up your ass stick in the mud father = one fucked up kid...ME!
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Old 10-16-2001, 03:36 PM   #38
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oh yea, update 4...


Found what we thought was crack in the local library, didn't sell it...woulda probably got shot if i tried to sell it anyways, don't need to go hang out on a corner in the hood unless i got a real damn good reason, and that has to be at least 10 kilos of crack


Every time i go out something interesting happens
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Old 10-16-2001, 07:46 PM   #39
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LOL, ok i broke my leg and lost my memory, funny thing was, i didnt remember how i did it.......LOL
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Old 10-17-2001, 11:52 AM   #40
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wow... I could post for days on this subject..

Drank 2 long island ice teas, 3 jack and coke's, a tequila sunrise, 2 shots of jagermeister, 7 liquid cocaines (a double shot.. jagermeister and bacardi 151) and 5 or 6 other drinks that I can't remember.. in the span of an hour. I was puking tar (jagermeister..) all night and my roomate was taking pictures of me doing it.. I was drunk and figured since he was taking pictures I would give him something to take a picture of and whipped out my penis.. He posted all the pics on the internet and gave out the URL to everyone we knew..

When I was 10, two friends of mine and I decided to see if we could hit moving vehicles on the freeway with rocks.. don't ever do that..

after I gratuated high school, my friend and I got an apartment and we literally got drunk and partied every hour of every day (exept when we were passed out) for entire summer.. I can only remember bits and pieces and they are hazy.. don't ever do that

Was really drunk and driving down the freeway.. decided to sit in the window (of a car going 75 mph) and flip people off.. a psycho friend of mine opened the door... there I was hanging onto a swinging door while going down the freeway and he was driving and laughing so hard he could barely drive..

Was really drunk (see a pattern yet.. and driving in my own car (someone else was driving.. they wouldn't let me..) I had to urinate and the driver refused to stop.. so I rolled down the window and went..

Covered my jeans in lighter fluid and jumped through a bonfire.. then went screaming and flaming into the nearby river.. I had no body hair for a month.. (yes I was drunk)

there are a few.. but I can honestly say I have never turned down a blowjob.. that is just wrong!




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Old 10-17-2001, 12:34 PM   #41
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gurg i have herd of those before try something new for once. . I want to hear some new tails of drunking idoicy

ohh nother stupid shit for me. . . Callin Gurgle a bitch for the frist time. . he beat the shit out of me
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Old 10-17-2001, 03:17 PM   #42
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bah! you have heard all the good stories Niu.. either from me or from someone else..

here are a couple more though..

There were 2 carloads of people coming back from a boy scout trip (yea.. who'd of thought I was a boy scout..) and we decided to throw a napkin filled with mustard at the other car.. it hit thier windshield and splattered and almost made them wreck.. so they started throwing various items of food and condiments at us.. and a foodfight ensued (going down Interstate 80 at 75 mph...) and both cars almost crashed numerous times...

all you people with your sword fight stories reminds me of our BB gun wars (hey I grew up in a hick town of 2000 people.. give me a break..) we would go out to this series of dirt mounds and shoot at each other with pump BB guns.. numerous welts and bruises.. but thankfully (looking back now..) no one lost an eye


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Old 10-18-2001, 05:52 PM   #43
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hey once ya get ur phone hooked up gurg let me know. . im possible comeing down to your neck of the woods for the ozzy zombie tour on new years eve

Niu
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Old 10-18-2001, 06:46 PM   #44
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She was fat and dirty though...I couldn't bring myself to do it.
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Old 10-19-2001, 01:58 AM   #45
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ok the dirty thing I could see..
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Old 10-19-2001, 08:11 AM   #46
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Default Re:Stupid shit you've done


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Old 10-23-2001, 03:59 PM   #47
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I drank an entire bottle of vinegar for a $50 bet and then spent the whole day down on the beach in the blazing hot sun, needless to say I think I pickled all my internal organs.
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Old 10-23-2001, 10:38 PM   #48
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My new stupid shit. . .

I was drivein by a bunch of cops they were arresting someone and i turned in to wendys (one parkeing lot away) and nailed the curb and blew my tire out, They laughed, anyway I hate donuts!
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Old 10-25-2001, 12:20 PM   #49
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drank some weird mix like a Jet 42 or some shit like that
anyways this is whats in it

Spit
Milk
Pepsi
Vodka
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ill stop there
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Old 10-25-2001, 01:01 PM   #50
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we convinced a kid in boy scouts to drink a cup of water, campfire ashes, urine, dirt, and leaves for 5 dollars.. then we didn't pay up.. we were assholes
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