Reasons Asc. can blow it out their collective guild ass. - Page 5 - Erollisi Marr

Ice Weasel X · 06-07-2004, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Viskar

EDIT:---I remember him from a year ago on Rants and Flames and Scammer boards heh So edit the not remembering sentence

No need to add an "EDIT:" if you haven't posted yet, which you couldn't have, as this forum allows no editing.

cubis the mage · 06-07-2004, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Weasel X

No need to add an "EDIT:" if you haven't posted yet, which you couldn't have, as this forum allows no editing.

He was too lazy to fix it manually?

Ice Weasel X · 06-07-2004, 08:40 PM

It's less effort to highlight and tap backspace.

Maceblade · 06-08-2004, 11:24 AM

Setting: Qeynos Hills
time: not to long ago
who: Cubis, Hongo and whoever else i throw in...

Entering Qeynos Hills.
A large rate looks at you indifferently.
He would whipe the floor with you.
Guard Nash looks at you indifferently.
He will not Cyber you.
Cubis:Hail, Holly Windstalker.
Holly Windstalker does not appear to understand you.
Cubis: listen i just passed this little hut 'bout 3 trees ago and was wondering if you would like to go back to my place and hang out with me. My mom doesnt get home til about 5.
Holly Windstalker laughs.
Cubis:yeah my mom says im really funny

Holly Windstalker starts walking towards Surefall Glade.
A Rabid Wolf Bites YOU for 5 points of damage.
Cubis: Hail, A Rabid Wolf.
A Rabid Wolf Bites YOU for 5 points of damage.
Cubis: WTF cock quit biting me!
Holly Windstalker says I will kill you like a motherless Gnoll!
Holly Windstalker slashes YOU for 54 points of damage!
YOU have been slain by Holly Windstalker!
Loading Please wait......
Entering North Qeynos.
Cubis tells, Holly Windstalker; WTF i thought we hade something ya cocksmoker!
Holly is no longer online.
Entering Qeynos Hills.
There is 2 players in Qeynos Hills
[65 Arch Convoker] Hongo <Ascendence>
[4 Magician] Cubis
Hongo says; Hail Cubis.
Cubis says; Dude you wanna cyber me or what?
Hongo says; no dude you want a DS? wheres your pet i got some toys for him.
Cubis says; Dude! i needed those to use on Holly i think thats why she camped.
Hongo says; ?
Cubis says; yea she friggin camped damn cocksmoker!
Hongo says; uh ok. you gonna get your pet out?
Cubis says; nah not right now just gimme the toys.
Hongo says; ok
Cubis says; thanks man you are awesome!
Hongo begins to cast a spell.
cubis says dude dont kill me pls...
Cubis is covered by flame.
Cubis says; IM ON FIRE THANKS ASS MUNHC COCK!
Hongo says; ?
Cubis says; im a lover not a fighter
Cubis says; Hail. Misty Storyswapper.
Misty Storyswapper looks at you dubiously.
She would whipe the floor with you!
Cubis says; fine whatever.
Jabekn hit Misty Storyswapper for 85 points of damage!
Jabekn hit Misty Storyswapper for 85 points of damage!
Jabekn hit Misty Storyswapper for 85 points of damage!
Jabekn bashes Misty Storyswapper for 24 points of damage!
Misty Storyswapper has been slain by Jabekn!
Cubis says; Hail, Jabekn.
Jabekn looks at you indifferently.
Cubis says;Thanks alot cock i was gonna cyber her!
Hongo says; LOL you cant she's an NPC.
Cubis says; Dude! she is to pretty!
Hongo says; ?
Cubis says; yeah i know what NPC stands for.. Not Pretty Cubis.
Hongo tells the guild; wow a real newb! he thinks NPC mean Not Pretty Cubis.
Ieudain tells the guild; AFK
Hongo says; Im gonna give ya a DS and then im gonna leave.
Cubis says; Dude i dont want anything form you i dun even like you!
Hongo says; man dont make me break out my FD pet and train your ass! i have more corpses in this zone than you could accumulate in 10 years of straight dying!
Cubis says; So what! im a lover im ally to the gnolls Holly told me when she killed me cus her gay cocksmoking dog bit me!
Hongo says; i can solo her.
Cubis says; dude i tried to get her to go to that hut with me! Tell me how you did it!
Hongo says; ancient chinese secret.
Cubis says; tell me!
Hongo says; if i told ya i would have to kill ya.
Cubis says; every other thing i talk to kills me whats the difference
Hongo says; Gating bye.
Cubis says; whatever dude! i hate you!
Hongo fades away.
Cubis tells Hongo; Dude im sorry! will you come back and please tell me how you got Holly to the Hut?

yes i do have alot of spare time. yes it is a real log. Yes he really is a newb.

cubis the mage · 06-08-2004, 11:10 PM

That was actually pretty damn funny.

Maceblade · 06-09-2004, 07:48 AM

actually took me a long time to finish it. Was fun though.

Annastasya · 06-09-2004, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Maceblade

Ieudain tells the guild; AFK

<3 for Captain AFK!

Flemick Brellson · 01-06-2009, 06:02 AM

lol. good times.

(sings) memories, light the corners of my mind, misty water-colored memories...

love and props to the players

(shameless bump, btw)

Echelon Forester · 01-06-2009, 08:37 AM

oddly enough, i logged in an old toon the other day that still autojoins that asc channel we made after ascendance split up.

Kemora · 05-08-2009, 01:01 AM

It makes me laugh after not reading this forum for like, I dunno, years... that this was still on the first page. LOL :P

Davek · 05-08-2009, 05:20 AM

That's cuz Flem did a 5 year bump

Flemick Brellson · 05-12-2009, 11:19 PM

rofl, kemora.

hope life is treating you well, little brother.

everquest? what's that? real men play wizard 101 with their ghoulfriend, waiting for harry potter beta.

Yenil Lenin · 05-19-2009, 10:06 PM

Too funny.

/wave

Ionslash · 05-26-2009, 06:03 AM

Wow, this brings back so many memorys.

Now, all we need is Jare railing on someone and Dacleric being gay, and we got a party.

-Ion

Egat · 05-26-2009, 08:18 AM

There's a lot of gay going on. Jare comes out and bashes on some MT people every once in a while.

Hongo · 08-31-2009, 11:44 AM

I can't believe this shit is still on the first page. EQ needs more drama.

Oh and fuck you Cubis.

Lurikeen · 09-03-2009, 10:24 PM

This thread sucks ghey

Lurikeen · 09-03-2009, 10:26 PM

Or is it ghey sucks? Man... I have forgotten how to flame.

Dwark · 09-17-2009, 05:22 AM

Originally Posted by Lurikeen

Or is it ghey sucks? Man... I have forgotten how to flame.

You never knew how to flame in the first place.

06-07-2004, 08:18 PM	#101
Ice Weasel X Banned User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,799	Originally Posted by Viskar EDIT:---I remember him from a year ago on Rants and Flames and Scammer boards heh So edit the not remembering sentence No need to add an "EDIT:" if you haven't posted yet, which you couldn't have, as this forum allows no editing.

06-07-2004, 08:36 PM	#102
cubis the mage Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 625	Originally Posted by Ice Weasel X No need to add an "EDIT:" if you haven't posted yet, which you couldn't have, as this forum allows no editing. He was too lazy to fix it manually?

06-08-2004, 11:10 PM	#105
cubis the mage Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 625	That was actually pretty damn funny. __________________ The best /gucomic of all time is here HINT: Look at who wrote it! "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

06-09-2004, 08:14 AM	#107
Annastasya Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 75	Originally Posted by Maceblade Ieudain tells the guild; AFK <3 for Captain AFK! __________________ Priestess Annastasya Shovelmaiden

01-06-2009, 08:37 AM	#109
Echelon Forester Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 110	oddly enough, i logged in an old toon the other day that still autojoins that asc channel we made after ascendance split up. __________________ Master Artisan Echelon the Persistent of the Time Lords Zen Archer

06-07-2004, 08:40 PM	#103
Ice Weasel X Banned User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,799	It's less effort to highlight and tap backspace.

06-08-2004, 11:24 AM	#104
Maceblade Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 79	Setting: Qeynos Hills time: not to long ago who: Cubis, Hongo and whoever else i throw in... Entering Qeynos Hills. A large rate looks at you indifferently. He would whipe the floor with you. Guard Nash looks at you indifferently. He will not Cyber you. Cubis:Hail, Holly Windstalker. Holly Windstalker does not appear to understand you. Cubis: listen i just passed this little hut 'bout 3 trees ago and was wondering if you would like to go back to my place and hang out with me. My mom doesnt get home til about 5. Holly Windstalker laughs. Cubis:yeah my mom says im really funny Holly Windstalker starts walking towards Surefall Glade. A Rabid Wolf Bites YOU for 5 points of damage. Cubis: Hail, A Rabid Wolf. A Rabid Wolf Bites YOU for 5 points of damage. Cubis: WTF cock quit biting me! Holly Windstalker says I will kill you like a motherless Gnoll! Holly Windstalker slashes YOU for 54 points of damage! YOU have been slain by Holly Windstalker! Loading Please wait...... Entering North Qeynos. Cubis tells, Holly Windstalker; WTF i thought we hade something ya cocksmoker! Holly is no longer online. Entering Qeynos Hills. There is 2 players in Qeynos Hills [65 Arch Convoker] Hongo <Ascendence> [4 Magician] Cubis Hongo says; Hail Cubis. Cubis says; Dude you wanna cyber me or what? Hongo says; no dude you want a DS? wheres your pet i got some toys for him. Cubis says; Dude! i needed those to use on Holly i think thats why she camped. Hongo says; ? Cubis says; yea she friggin camped damn cocksmoker! Hongo says; uh ok. you gonna get your pet out? Cubis says; nah not right now just gimme the toys. Hongo says; ok Cubis says; thanks man you are awesome! Hongo begins to cast a spell. cubis says dude dont kill me pls... Cubis is covered by flame. Cubis says; IM ON FIRE THANKS ASS MUNHC COCK! Hongo says; ? Cubis says; im a lover not a fighter Cubis says; Hail. Misty Storyswapper. Misty Storyswapper looks at you dubiously. She would whipe the floor with you! Cubis says; fine whatever. Jabekn hit Misty Storyswapper for 85 points of damage! Jabekn hit Misty Storyswapper for 85 points of damage! Jabekn hit Misty Storyswapper for 85 points of damage! Jabekn bashes Misty Storyswapper for 24 points of damage! Misty Storyswapper has been slain by Jabekn! Cubis says; Hail, Jabekn. Jabekn looks at you indifferently. Cubis says;Thanks alot cock i was gonna cyber her! Hongo says; LOL you cant she's an NPC. Cubis says; Dude! she is to pretty! Hongo says; ? Cubis says; yeah i know what NPC stands for.. Not Pretty Cubis. Hongo tells the guild; wow a real newb! he thinks NPC mean Not Pretty Cubis. Ieudain tells the guild; AFK Hongo says; Im gonna give ya a DS and then im gonna leave. Cubis says; Dude i dont want anything form you i dun even like you! Hongo says; man dont make me break out my FD pet and train your ass! i have more corpses in this zone than you could accumulate in 10 years of straight dying! Cubis says; So what! im a lover im ally to the gnolls Holly told me when she killed me cus her gay cocksmoking dog bit me! Hongo says; i can solo her. Cubis says; dude i tried to get her to go to that hut with me! Tell me how you did it! Hongo says; ancient chinese secret. Cubis says; tell me! Hongo says; if i told ya i would have to kill ya. Cubis says; every other thing i talk to kills me whats the difference Hongo says; Gating bye. Cubis says; whatever dude! i hate you! Hongo fades away. Cubis tells Hongo; Dude im sorry! will you come back and please tell me how you got Holly to the Hut? yes i do have alot of spare time. yes it is a real log. Yes he really is a newb.

06-09-2004, 07:48 AM	#106
Maceblade Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 79	actually took me a long time to finish it. Was fun though.

01-06-2009, 06:02 AM	#108
Flemick Brellson Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 170	lol. good times. (sings) memories, light the corners of my mind, misty water-colored memories... love and props to the players (shameless bump, btw)

05-08-2009, 01:01 AM	#110
Kemora Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 488	It makes me laugh after not reading this forum for like, I dunno, years... that this was still on the first page. LOL :P __________________ Kemortia Kementari Dread Lord, Ascendence AIM: Kemorakementari

05-08-2009, 05:20 AM	#111
Davek Squawk Box Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings. Posts: 7,988	That's cuz Flem did a 5 year bump __________________ Davek Bonemender ~ Guild Leader of Sunrunners ~ ~ Retired with 8 years of service ~ ~ Semi-unretired 2012 ~ Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely. Originally Posted by Karthanon I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you. Originally Posted by Drysdale And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.

05-12-2009, 11:19 PM	#112
Flemick Brellson Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 170	rofl, kemora. hope life is treating you well, little brother. everquest? what's that? real men play wizard 101 with their ghoulfriend, waiting for harry potter beta.

05-19-2009, 10:06 PM	#113
Yenil Lenin Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 55	Too funny. /wave __________________ Yenil Lenin <Cries of Insurrection> 65 Arch Convoker

05-26-2009, 06:03 AM	#114
Ionslash Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Tulsa Oklahoma Posts: 87	Wow, this brings back so many memorys. Now, all we need is Jare railing on someone and Dacleric being gay, and we got a party. -Ion

05-26-2009, 08:18 AM	#115
Egat Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ginowan-Isa, Okinawa, Japan Posts: 161	There's a lot of gay going on. Jare comes out and bashes on some MT people every once in a while. __________________ Egat the Dedicated Artisan Imperator of Phoenix Ascending The Orc Pawn - My EverQuest Blog

08-31-2009, 11:44 AM	#116
Hongo Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 92	I can't believe this shit is still on the first page. EQ needs more drama. Oh and fuck you Cubis.

09-03-2009, 10:24 PM	#117
Lurikeen Freaky Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 17,873	This thread sucks ghey __________________ "All I said was... that bit of halibut is good enough for Jehovah." —Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

09-03-2009, 10:26 PM	#118
Lurikeen Freaky Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 17,873	Or is it ghey sucks? Man... I have forgotten how to flame. __________________ "All I said was... that bit of halibut is good enough for Jehovah." —Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

09-17-2009, 05:22 AM	#119
Dwark Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 45	Originally Posted by Lurikeen Or is it ghey sucks? Man... I have forgotten how to flame. You never knew how to flame in the first place. __________________ A Gypsy stole Dwarkarn's password.

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