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Old 01-02-2004, 12:26 PM   #1
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Default Why men die first

this girl i known a while sends me lots of jokes in the mail and stuff, and i thought this one was kind of cute hehe

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she's sexual harassment.

If you keep's male indifference.

If you're a wimp.

If you don''re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a pervert.

If you don''re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist.

If you try to keep yourself in're vain.

If you don''re a slob.

If you buy her're after something.

If you don''re not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.

If you don''re not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a don't love her anymore.

If you want it too're oversexed.

If you don't..........there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to!!

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Old 01-02-2004, 08:59 PM   #2
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Too true, too true.
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Old 01-03-2004, 09:43 AM   #3
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LoL thats funny~!~

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Old 01-03-2004, 05:30 PM   #4
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Goddamn aint that the truth =D
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