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Old 05-14-2008, 06:34 PM   #1
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Default Putting here because it is funny....

Well sort of anyway.

It hasn't been put on the newspaper website yet mainly because it takes a week or so for the guy that does that stuff to put it up.

I found out I made the local paper tonight lol. I will use suspect because I don't want to be sued or anything.

Quote Linn County Leader article,

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At 1:46 a.m. on May 10, officers were called to the Brookfield Police Station to assist with an uncooperative man who had been arrest in Marceline by Marceline Officers for public intoxication and brought to Brookfield to be held in the Municipal Jail. Suspect, 28 of Moberly, refused to surrender personal items before being placed in a cell. When the officers insisted, suspect bit Brookfield Police Officer Jon Bagley (that's me) on the arm. A warrant for assault on a police officer with a $5,000.00 dollar bond was issued and suspect was turned over to the Linn County Sheriff's Department for transfer to the County Jail.

I was walking in Wal-Mart and a lady that knows me said she saw my name in the paper. I for the life of me couldn't figure out why my name would be in the paper, other than the City of Brookfield saying they fired me or something (because I wouldn't put it past them to let someone go like that lol) then I read that. I am famous.....sort of.
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:15 AM   #2
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Congrats on your newfound fame! Only downside would be if the suspect turns out to be a werewolf. Then again, Werewolves of London was a fun song, so it could be worse. a-ooo!!!
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:16 AM   #3
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lol!
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Old 05-17-2008, 12:44 PM   #4
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:56 PM   #5
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Old 05-18-2008, 03:18 AM   #6
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I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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