Putting here because it is funny.... - Erollisi Marr

Ini · 05-14-2008, 06:34 PM

Well sort of anyway.

It hasn't been put on the newspaper website yet mainly because it takes a week or so for the guy that does that stuff to put it up.

I found out I made the local paper tonight lol. I will use suspect because I don't want to be sued or anything.

Quote Linn County Leader article,

Police Reports
At 1:46 a.m. on May 10, officers were called to the Brookfield Police Station to assist with an uncooperative man who had been arrest in Marceline by Marceline Officers for public intoxication and brought to Brookfield to be held in the Municipal Jail. Suspect, 28 of Moberly, refused to surrender personal items before being placed in a cell. When the officers insisted, suspect bit Brookfield Police Officer Jon Bagley (that's me) on the arm. A warrant for assault on a police officer with a $5,000.00 dollar bond was issued and suspect was turned over to the Linn County Sheriff's Department for transfer to the County Jail.

I was walking in Wal-Mart and a lady that knows me said she saw my name in the paper. I for the life of me couldn't figure out why my name would be in the paper, other than the City of Brookfield saying they fired me or something (because I wouldn't put it past them to let someone go like that lol) then I read that. I am famous.....sort of.

FafnerMorell · 05-15-2008, 05:15 AM

Congrats on your newfound fame!

Only downside would be if the suspect turns out to be a werewolf. Then again, Werewolves of London was a fun song, so it could be worse. a-ooo!!!

Ini · 05-15-2008, 06:16 AM

lol!

Davek · 05-17-2008, 12:44 PM

Did ya have to get a tetanus shot?

Ini · 05-17-2008, 07:56 PM

Need one. Want to come give it to me?

Davek · 05-18-2008, 03:18 AM

Omw!

05-14-2008, 06:34 PM	#1
Ini Indestructible Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Davek is still my hero! Posts: 4,007	Putting here because it is funny.... Well sort of anyway. It hasn't been put on the newspaper website yet mainly because it takes a week or so for the guy that does that stuff to put it up. I found out I made the local paper tonight lol. I will use suspect because I don't want to be sued or anything. Quote Linn County Leader article, Police Reports At 1:46 a.m. on May 10, officers were called to the Brookfield Police Station to assist with an uncooperative man who had been arrest in Marceline by Marceline Officers for public intoxication and brought to Brookfield to be held in the Municipal Jail. Suspect, 28 of Moberly, refused to surrender personal items before being placed in a cell. When the officers insisted, suspect bit Brookfield Police Officer Jon Bagley (that's me) on the arm. A warrant for assault on a police officer with a $5,000.00 dollar bond was issued and suspect was turned over to the Linn County Sheriff's Department for transfer to the County Jail. I was walking in Wal-Mart and a lady that knows me said she saw my name in the paper. I for the life of me couldn't figure out why my name would be in the paper, other than the City of Brookfield saying they fired me or something (because I wouldn't put it past them to let someone go like that lol) then I read that. I am famous.....sort of. __________________ Pafuna Economics 101 That reminds me of someone eating a shit sandwich who is happy that it has 20% less shit.

05-15-2008, 05:15 AM	#2
FafnerMorell Warrior 4 the working-day Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,629	Congrats on your newfound fame! Only downside would be if the suspect turns out to be a werewolf. Then again, Werewolves of London was a fun song, so it could be worse. a-ooo!!! __________________ Fafner Wabbitslayer, Retired Shaman of Reviction, Erollisi Marr/Morell Thule "This story shall the good man teach his son;... From this day to the ending of the world," -- William Shakespeare, Henvy V, Act 4, Scene 3

05-15-2008, 06:16 AM	#3
Ini Indestructible Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Davek is still my hero! Posts: 4,007	lol! __________________ Pafuna Economics 101 That reminds me of someone eating a shit sandwich who is happy that it has 20% less shit.

05-17-2008, 12:44 PM	#4
Davek Squawk Box Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings. Posts: 7,988	Did ya have to get a tetanus shot? __________________ Davek Bonemender ~ Guild Leader of Sunrunners ~ ~ Retired with 8 years of service ~ ~ Semi-unretired 2012 ~ Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely. Originally Posted by Karthanon I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you. Originally Posted by Drysdale And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.

05-17-2008, 07:56 PM	#5
Ini Indestructible Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Davek is still my hero! Posts: 4,007	Need one. Want to come give it to me? __________________ Pafuna Economics 101 That reminds me of someone eating a shit sandwich who is happy that it has 20% less shit.

05-18-2008, 03:18 AM	#6
Davek Squawk Box Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings. Posts: 7,988	Omw! __________________ Davek Bonemender ~ Guild Leader of Sunrunners ~ ~ Retired with 8 years of service ~ ~ Semi-unretired 2012 ~ Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely. Originally Posted by Karthanon I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you. Originally Posted by Drysdale And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.

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