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Well, I just got to hear about my little brother luring our neighbor away from his EQ LOL. I feel bad in a way, but on the other hand it is funny as hell. My parents live in a different state and my brother tells me stories about their next door neighbor who is about 35 years old and weighs in about 290-310 lbs. All he does is gripe about everyone in the neighborhood and plays eq in his living room which he does by the window where everyone can see him if they walk by. Now, my baby brother is kinda...well..mean hehehe. He plays pranks on folks that basically deserve it but he mostly does it just to see if he can get away with it hehe... SO to the story...
Neigh Bore the Fat ass Trollie was sittin by his computer camp. My brother cons the mob and finds him ready to attack. He waits til the mob walks into another area of the camp out of aggro range and places a twinkie on the window sill. The twinkie is in a wrapper mind you and attached to some fishing line and just out of reach of Neigh Bore's pathing. Well Neigh Bore was returning. My little brother ran out of aggro range and was holding his fishing pole. Neigh Bore saw the twinkie and looked around. (How the hell he did not see the string is beyond m, dumb as troll) and as he reached for it, my brother tugged it and moved it out of reach slowly and as Neigh Bore reached further the twinkie came out of the window and OUT fell Trollie!!! To make this story even better Neigh Bore the Evil Trollie had locked his front door and was unable to moved for quite some time since when he fell his shorts got ripped off by the window sill and he was a bit too out of shape to climb up his window ROFL Tav Tav |
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uh..huh
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The shorts catching on the sill reminded me of something funny, but I think I will keep that to myself.
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Ok, I'll say it...
I was watching one of those home video shows...this one clip was about a kid that set up a video camera to face his fridge. His plan was to climb on the fridge and yell for his dad, then jump down and scare his dad when he got there...and catch it all on tape. Well, when this chubby kid started to climb the fridge, he slipped and got his shorts caught on the freezer door. The door flung open with him upside down and his butt hanging out. The fridge then tilted forward and stopped up against the wall across from it so it was leaning at about a 45% angle...kid still hanging upside down. All the food came flying out of the fridge and landed on the floor. The kids dad then came running into the picture yelling, "What the hell is going on in here!?!?" I tried to picture myself being the dad and finding my kid hanging upside down by his shorts from the freezer door, and all the food on the ground. Struck me funny. |
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Poor guy...your brother is a bitch really....
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Did he still have his undies?
Great stories, Mart and Tav.
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This was about as unfunny as watching Oprah strip naked.
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OH THE HORROR!!! Thanks a lot dwark...The images in my head..I knew I shouldnt have opened this thread. And DAMN IT!!.. Im at work and cant open any Pr0n Sites to extinguish that putrid image! Our hot intern isnt here today, and the chick with big tits is in a meeting....Oh man, im doomed, DOOMED I tells Ya! |
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I think someone has bad childhood memories.
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Maybe Dwarkarn meant This was about as likely as watching Oprah strip naked.
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lol durty aSS rant about this story this story was fookin hilarious i had tears lmao funny ass shti it is.....................
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/salute midgetprotigy
hey little tank...where u been hiding yourself...I wank some fireworks=P Lothoric Briarblood 43 cleric Member of Lords of Reverence www.lords.eqguild.net |
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