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Old 12-24-2002, 02:17 PM   #1
Zolmaz Zo'Boto
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Wink Little Billy.

Little Billy was missing from school for two days, when he finally returns the teacher asks where he had been.

Little Billy replies “my dad got burnt miss”

“Oh nothing to serious I hope” she asks and Billy replied “well miss they don’t fuck around at the crematorium”.

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Old 12-24-2002, 04:44 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO ok this is one of the best ones I've heard lol.
SOE Applicant: Here is my resume.
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SOE Applicant: So are your products.
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Old 12-25-2002, 10:31 AM   #3
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Hahahahahaha! Way to put the teacher on the spot.
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