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Old 12-24-2002, 02:54 PM   #1
Zolmaz Zo'Boto
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Default A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 box of tampons

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single are you?"

The girl replies, very sarcastically, "How ever did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're butt ugly."



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Old 12-24-2002, 03:35 PM   #2
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Old 12-24-2002, 05:46 PM   #3
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So ugly people buy some of those things or something?
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Old 12-24-2002, 06:41 PM   #4
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Hmmm..
I remember once when I told someone a joke in a crowd. And the
person I told the joke too started asking questions,
and the crowd started waving their flat hands over their heads,
while making passing airplane noises..


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Old 12-25-2002, 11:27 AM   #5
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MUHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

OMG..... awesome!
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