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Old 12-24-2002, 06:01 PM   #1
Zolmaz Zo'Boto
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Default Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.

Then All of a sudden, he had to go to the bathroom.

He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!

The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny,
that is NOT the proper word to use in this classroom !

The correct word you want to use is 'Urinate.
Please use the word 'Urinate' in a sentence correctly please,
and I will allow you to go to the restroom.

Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight,

but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!!!

Zolmaz Zo'Boto (That damn Gnome)
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Old 12-24-2002, 07:04 PM   #2
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SOE Applicant: Here is my resume.
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Old 12-25-2002, 10:25 AM   #3
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Heh heh, good one man.
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