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Old 12-24-2002, 07:09 PM   #1
Zolmaz Zo'Boto
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Lightbulb A woman in her late 40s went to a plastic surgeon

for a face lift.

The doctor told her of a new procedure, called the "Knob.

where as a small knob is planted on the back of your head
and can be turned to tighten up the skin,
forever producing the effect of
a brand new facelift.

Of course the woman wanted the "Knob"

Fifteen years later, the woman went back to the surgeon,
with two problems, claiming 'All these years everything
had been working just fine.

Ive had to turn the (Knob) on lots of occasions,
and I've loved the results.
However,
now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all,
Now I have these terrible bags under my eyes,
and the (Knob) won't get rid of them!!!

The doctor looked at her and said, 'those arn't bags,
those are your breasts ! You've turned the "Knob" too tight !!

She replied, "Well I guess that explains the Goatee.



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Old 12-24-2002, 08:06 PM   #2
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yikes........
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Old 12-25-2002, 01:57 AM   #3
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Uh......

D'OH!
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Old 12-25-2002, 11:24 AM   #4
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HAhaahhahahahahahaha
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