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Old 01-16-2010, 07:02 PM   #1
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Default Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine



9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few



8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me



7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'



6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win



5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here



4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him



3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger



2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer



And the Number One Country & Western song is..



1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:09 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by Rheaton View Post
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
This is actually a Jimmy Buffet Song...
"If the Phone doesn't ring it's me"
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Old 01-28-2010, 11:19 AM   #3
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Ahh... ok, thanks.
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