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Old 12-04-2002, 03:42 PM   #1
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Default 12 things you should never say to a cop

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
>
> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
> in Texas)
>
> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>
>
> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
> job!
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> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
> police officer.
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> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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> 8. I pay your salary!
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> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
> warning, too!
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> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
> cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>
> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
> look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Old 12-04-2002, 05:05 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one made my night.

It was about time for new police jokes.
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:31 PM   #3
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You probably shouldn't be playing "Cop Killer" in the back ground either!
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:03 PM   #4
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" 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
> in Texas)"

WTF is up with that? It is Lousiana that has the drive through alcohol joints.
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:51 PM   #5
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Default My lucky day.

I had luck with this one

"Yes, sir, there is alcohol in this beverage. The spoon gave it away didn't it?"
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Old 12-05-2002, 04:33 AM   #6
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Rofl - must remember NOT to use these - heh
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Old 12-09-2002, 02:05 PM   #7
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Kentucky has drive through booze stores too....

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Old 12-09-2002, 11:37 PM   #8
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Default my winning line.....

" Is that right? Well, as my momma used to say, Fuckin PROVE IT."
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:14 PM   #9
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Originally posted by Kriegskat
" 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
> in Texas)"

WTF is up with that? It is Lousiana that has the drive through alcohol joints.
So does Texas...been there. =)
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Old 12-10-2002, 04:27 PM   #10
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Default uh

I thought everybody had drive-thru gas stations?
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Old 12-10-2002, 10:57 PM   #11
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Kegulic- Many states think it wise that you arent able to buy alchohol and gas in the same place. Statistics show such states have a lower DWI ratio, and even a lower highway collision ratio. Food for thought there.
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