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Old 10-04-2005, 10:00 PM   #1
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Default I'm Sorry

I am truly sorry for all those miserable posts I have shared with you all. Please forgive me. I will never do it again.

I have realized that I am a loser to the n'th degree. I cannot compare to the intellect of a single hair on one of your butts. I am swimming in dog poop to your heart's content. I live to only apologize to this community as a hole (no that is not a misspelling).

All this women - your daughters, wives, and grandmothers - I have never even come close to. I actually have only had sex with a soft jar of candle wax. Women don't get turned on by my mouth. It is vertically shaped instead of horizontal; when I talk, it sounds normal, but my mouth looks like a female crotch oriface with teeth.

Again, believe me when I say I am sorry for the harm I have caused. Too many things go left unsaid. This is one of those things.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:04 PM   #2
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:32 AM   #3
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Wow, I keep hoping for something sincere, clever, or at least mildly amusing from this guy. Disappointed.
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:55 AM   #4
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Pfft...even Hukis posted a more sincere apology than that.
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Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely.

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I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:59 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by Sanori
Wow, I keep hoping for something sincere, clever, or at least mildly amusing from this guy. Disappointed.
Well, there isn't anything sincere, clever, or mildly amusing in any of his other posts, why should he start now?
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:28 AM   #6
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but my mouth looks like a female crotch oriface with teeth.
Shutup and start humming. If I feel one tooth I'm aiming for the eyes.
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:46 AM   #7
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Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely.

Originally Posted by Karthanon View Post
I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:04 AM   #8
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/flamer crazy hvy hat off for a second.

Someone hacked my account and posted this.

I am referring this matter directly to the admin of the boards to get the posters IP and I will be informing the police regarding this matter.

You might think it is kiddy shit to hack into an board account and post, but it violates several internet privacy laws in addition to restrictions on unathorized access laws.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:05 AM   #9
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Mother fvcker you pwned me with your reversal of the v and y... son of a bitch... that's it.

/hat back on...

Time to pay.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:19 AM   #10
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Wow.... just, wow.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:22 AM   #11
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Man, I lose it pretty bad sometimes. I guess I forgot to take my meds. Please forgive me. I am going through some pretty bad stuff (penis size and the like).
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:23 AM   #12
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That was a pretty good practical joke - you had me wondering whether Hvyarms was using a different brand of crack this morning or what.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:36 AM   #13
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Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely.

Originally Posted by Karthanon View Post
I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:39 AM   #14
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:07 PM   #15
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:04 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by Davek
Nothing beats a good skull fuck.
Glass eye in or out?
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:35 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Wildane
Well, there isn't anything sincere, clever, or mildly amusing in any of his other posts, why should he start now?
I was thinking practice makes perfect, but in light of the virtual spanking hvy-guy got, I'd say this qualifies as amusing.
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Old 10-06-2005, 06:00 AM   #18
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Agreed!
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:04 PM   #19
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Good god. All ya had to do (besides notice that spelling) was mouse over the guild name in the sig. It links to USAtoday; not the guild.

Course Hvy could have been on cold medicine and posted that; he's done more stupid things than that.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:47 PM   #20
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It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:49 PM   #21
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It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:50 PM   #22
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LACK OF EDIT.

The name is the same, but the ID is like 5993 and 5996. Is that possible?
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Old 10-06-2005, 05:10 PM   #23
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I think it is funny as hell plain and simple. Hvy is just going to have to deal with his alter ego.
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Old 10-06-2005, 05:21 PM   #24
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Tamyre go to your fuckin hole.
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Old 10-06-2005, 06:01 PM   #25
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WOW that was such a creative come back...
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