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I am truly sorry for all those miserable posts I have shared with you all. Please forgive me. I will never do it again.
I have realized that I am a loser to the n'th degree. I cannot compare to the intellect of a single hair on one of your butts. I am swimming in dog poop to your heart's content. I live to only apologize to this community as a hole (no that is not a misspelling). All this women - your daughters, wives, and grandmothers - I have never even come close to. I actually have only had sex with a soft jar of candle wax. Women don't get turned on by my mouth. It is vertically shaped instead of horizontal; when I talk, it sounds normal, but my mouth looks like a female crotch oriface with teeth. Again, believe me when I say I am sorry for the harm I have caused. Too many things go left unsaid. This is one of those things.
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Go lay an egg HSF!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Wow, I keep hoping for something sincere, clever, or at least mildly amusing from this guy.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings.
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Pfft...even Hukis posted a more sincere apology than that.
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Psychopath w/a conscience
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Hospitality State, asshole!
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Originally Posted by Sanori
Well, there isn't anything sincere, clever, or mildly amusing in any of his other posts, why should he start now?
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Squawk Box
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings.
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Nothing beats a good skull fuck.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Arizona
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/flamer crazy hvy hat off for a second.
Someone hacked my account and posted this. I am referring this matter directly to the admin of the boards to get the posters IP and I will be informing the police regarding this matter. You might think it is kiddy shit to hack into an board account and post, but it violates several internet privacy laws in addition to restrictions on unathorized access laws.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Arizona
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Mother fvcker you pwned me with your reversal of the v and y... son of a bitch... that's it.
/hat back on... Time to pay.
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ThreadKiller, Bitches
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Wow.... just, wow.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Man, I lose it pretty bad sometimes. I guess I forgot to take my meds. Please forgive me. I am going through some pretty bad stuff (penis size and the like).
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Texas
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/applaud HyvarmsSteelfists
That was a pretty good practical joke - you had me wondering whether Hvyarms was using a different brand of crack this morning or what. |
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Squawk Box
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings.
Posts: 7,988
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Money on Marti!!!
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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HSF is my hero!
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Join Date: May 2003
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Completely and utterly owned.
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Freaky
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
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Originally Posted by Davek
Glass eye in or out?
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Originally Posted by Wildane
I was thinking practice makes perfect, but in light of the virtual spanking hvy-guy got, I'd say this qualifies as amusing.
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Psychopath w/a conscience
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Hospitality State, asshole!
Posts: 10,540
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Agreed!
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Good god. All ya had to do (besides notice that spelling) was mouse over the guild name in the sig. It links to USAtoday; not the guild.
Course Hvy could have been on cold medicine and posted that; he's done more stupid things than that.
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HyvarmsSteelfists
Registered User It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on.
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It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on
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Mistress Tamyre Elghinn Warrior [ 68 ] of Neriak - Retired It's so hard, being this damned sexy President of the Fafner Fan Club! Cause I said so! ![]() Abiagael Shadow Priestess [ 70 ] of the Horde Kilrogg Server World of Warcraft |
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LACK OF EDIT.
The name is the same, but the ID is like 5993 and 5996. Is that possible?
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Mistress Tamyre Elghinn Warrior [ 68 ] of Neriak - Retired It's so hard, being this damned sexy President of the Fafner Fan Club! Cause I said so! ![]() Abiagael Shadow Priestess [ 70 ] of the Horde Kilrogg Server World of Warcraft |
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I think it is funny as hell plain and simple. Hvy is just going to have to deal with his alter ego.
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Tamyre go to your fuckin hole.
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WOW that was such a creative come back...
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