I'm Sorry - Erollisi Marr

HyvarmsSteelfists · 10-04-2005, 11:00 PM

I am truly sorry for all those miserable posts I have shared with you all. Please forgive me. I will never do it again.

I have realized that I am a loser to the n'th degree. I cannot compare to the intellect of a single hair on one of your butts. I am swimming in dog poop to your heart's content. I live to only apologize to this community as a hole (no that is not a misspelling).

All this women - your daughters, wives, and grandmothers - I have never even come close to. I actually have only had sex with a soft jar of candle wax. Women don't get turned on by my mouth. It is vertically shaped instead of horizontal; when I talk, it sounds normal, but my mouth looks like a female crotch oriface with teeth.

Again, believe me when I say I am sorry for the harm I have caused. Too many things go left unsaid. This is one of those things.

Martigan · 10-04-2005, 11:04 PM

Go lay an egg HSF!

Sanori · 10-05-2005, 04:32 AM

Wow, I keep hoping for something sincere, clever, or at least mildly amusing from this guy.

Disappointed.

Davek · 10-05-2005, 04:55 AM

Pfft...even Hukis posted a more sincere apology than that.

Wildane · 10-05-2005, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by Sanori

Wow, I keep hoping for something sincere, clever, or at least mildly amusing from this guy. Disappointed.

Well, there isn't anything sincere, clever, or mildly amusing in any of his other posts, why should he start now?

Muertissimo · 10-05-2005, 07:28 AM

but my mouth looks like a female crotch oriface with teeth.

Shutup and start humming. If I feel one tooth I'm aiming for the eyes.

Davek · 10-05-2005, 07:46 AM

Nothing beats a good skull fuck.

HvyarmsSteelfists · 10-05-2005, 09:04 AM

/flamer crazy hvy hat off for a second.

Someone hacked my account and posted this.

I am referring this matter directly to the admin of the boards to get the posters IP and I will be informing the police regarding this matter.

You might think it is kiddy shit to hack into an board account and post, but it violates several internet privacy laws in addition to restrictions on unathorized access laws.

HvyarmsSteelfists · 10-05-2005, 09:05 AM

Mother fvcker you pwned me with your reversal of the v and y... son of a bitch... that's it.

/hat back on...

Time to pay.

FanonFaythunder · 10-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Wow.... just, wow.

HyvarmsSteelfists · 10-05-2005, 09:22 AM

Man, I lose it pretty bad sometimes. I guess I forgot to take my meds. Please forgive me. I am going through some pretty bad stuff (penis size and the like).

FafnerMorell · 10-05-2005, 09:23 AM

/applaud HyvarmsSteelfists

That was a pretty good practical joke - you had me wondering whether Hvyarms was using a different brand of crack this morning or what.

Davek · 10-05-2005, 09:36 AM

Money on Marti!!!

Cubis Teh Mage · 10-05-2005, 09:39 AM

HSF is my hero!

Deathands · 10-05-2005, 05:07 PM

Completely and utterly owned.

Deathands
70 Necro

Lurikeen · 10-05-2005, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Davek

Nothing beats a good skull fuck.

Glass eye in or out?

Sanori · 10-06-2005, 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by Wildane

Well, there isn't anything sincere, clever, or mildly amusing in any of his other posts, why should he start now?

I was thinking practice makes perfect, but in light of the virtual spanking hvy-guy got, I'd say this qualifies as amusing.

Wildane · 10-06-2005, 07:00 AM

Agreed!

***Crystilla*** · 10-06-2005, 04:04 PM

Good god. All ya had to do (besides notice that spelling) was mouse over the guild name in the sig. It links to USAtoday; not the guild.

Course Hvy could have been on cold medicine and posted that; he's done more stupid things than that.

Tamyre · 10-06-2005, 04:47 PM

HyvarmsSteelfists
Registered User

It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on.

Tamyre · 10-06-2005, 04:49 PM

It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on

Tamyre · 10-06-2005, 04:50 PM

LACK OF EDIT.

The name is the same, but the ID is like 5993 and 5996. Is that possible?

Ini · 10-06-2005, 06:10 PM

I think it is funny as hell plain and simple. Hvy is just going to have to deal with his alter ego.

Ugnozz · 10-06-2005, 06:21 PM

Tamyre go to your fuckin hole.

Devion · 10-06-2005, 07:01 PM

WOW that was such a creative come back...

10-04-2005, 11:00 PM	#1
HyvarmsSteelfists Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7	I'm Sorry I am truly sorry for all those miserable posts I have shared with you all. Please forgive me. I will never do it again. I have realized that I am a loser to the n'th degree. I cannot compare to the intellect of a single hair on one of your butts. I am swimming in dog poop to your heart's content. I live to only apologize to this community as a hole (no that is not a misspelling). All this women - your daughters, wives, and grandmothers - I have never even come close to. I actually have only had sex with a soft jar of candle wax. Women don't get turned on by my mouth. It is vertically shaped instead of horizontal; when I talk, it sounds normal, but my mouth looks like a female crotch oriface with teeth. Again, believe me when I say I am sorry for the harm I have caused. Too many things go left unsaid. This is one of those things. __________________ ~Exarch Hyvarms Steelfists ~Ub3r L33t 70 Pr3lat3 ~Proud Officer of PE ~Primal Evolution

10-05-2005, 04:32 AM	#3
Sanori Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 112	Wow, I keep hoping for something sincere, clever, or at least mildly amusing from this guy. Disappointed. __________________ Enlightened Maehem DeDebbil >> Bringin' the Fun in! << Buttercup Danceswithsquirrels >> Oasis server <<

10-05-2005, 04:55 AM	#4
Davek Squawk Box Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings. Posts: 7,987	Pfft...even Hukis posted a more sincere apology than that. __________________ Davek Bonemender ~ Guild Leader of Sunrunners ~ ~ Retired with 8 years of service ~ ~ Semi-unretired 2012 ~ Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely. Originally Posted by Karthanon I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you. Originally Posted by Drysdale And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.

10-05-2005, 04:59 AM	#5
Wildane Psychopath w/a conscience Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Hospitality State, asshole! Posts: 10,540	Originally Posted by Sanori Wow, I keep hoping for something sincere, clever, or at least mildly amusing from this guy. Disappointed. Well, there isn't anything sincere, clever, or mildly amusing in any of his other posts, why should he start now? __________________ "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." - Umberto Eco "Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear." - Thomas Jefferson

10-05-2005, 07:28 AM	#6
Muertissimo Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Posts: 1,264	but my mouth looks like a female crotch oriface with teeth. Shutup and start humming. If I feel one tooth I'm aiming for the eyes. __________________ Muertissimo Drachmarr Pain Dread Blood Lord......Thingy *Proud member of Greylords* *Greylords EQ2 too!* Retired member of *Midnight Fury (r.i.p.)* "And I looked, and behold a pale horse. And his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him."--Revelation 6:8 "Your greatest creation, is the life you lead."

10-04-2005, 11:04 PM	#2
Martigan Supporter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Juan Bautista, CA Posts: 4,461	Go lay an egg HSF!

10-05-2005, 07:46 AM	#7
Davek Squawk Box Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings. Posts: 7,987	Nothing beats a good skull fuck. __________________ Davek Bonemender ~ Guild Leader of Sunrunners ~ ~ Retired with 8 years of service ~ ~ Semi-unretired 2012 ~ Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely. Originally Posted by Karthanon I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you. Originally Posted by Drysdale And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.

10-05-2005, 09:04 AM	#8
HvyarmsSteelfists Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 160	/flamer crazy hvy hat off for a second. Someone hacked my account and posted this. I am referring this matter directly to the admin of the boards to get the posters IP and I will be informing the police regarding this matter. You might think it is kiddy shit to hack into an board account and post, but it violates several internet privacy laws in addition to restrictions on unathorized access laws. __________________ ~Exarch Hvyarms Steelfists ~Ub3r L33t 70 Pr3lat3 ~Proud Officer of PE ~Primal Evolution

10-05-2005, 09:05 AM	#9
HvyarmsSteelfists Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 160	Mother fvcker you pwned me with your reversal of the v and y... son of a bitch... that's it. /hat back on... Time to pay. __________________ ~Exarch Hvyarms Steelfists ~Ub3r L33t 70 Pr3lat3 ~Proud Officer of PE ~Primal Evolution

10-05-2005, 09:19 AM	#10
FanonFaythunder ThreadKiller, Bitches Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,874	Wow.... just, wow. __________________ Fanon Pinhead of Whit`s End No, I don't play... except when I do.

10-05-2005, 09:22 AM	#11
HyvarmsSteelfists Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7	Man, I lose it pretty bad sometimes. I guess I forgot to take my meds. Please forgive me. I am going through some pretty bad stuff (penis size and the like). __________________ ~Exarch Hyvarms Steelfists ~Ub3r L33t 70 Pr3lat3 ~Proud Officer of PE ~Primal Evolution

10-05-2005, 09:23 AM	#12
FafnerMorell Warrior 4 the working-day Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,629	/applaud HyvarmsSteelfists That was a pretty good practical joke - you had me wondering whether Hvyarms was using a different brand of crack this morning or what.

10-05-2005, 09:36 AM	#13
Davek Squawk Box Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ini is the wind beneath my wings. Posts: 7,987	Money on Marti!!! __________________ Davek Bonemender ~ Guild Leader of Sunrunners ~ ~ Retired with 8 years of service ~ ~ Semi-unretired 2012 ~ Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely. Originally Posted by Karthanon I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you. Originally Posted by Drysdale And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.

10-05-2005, 09:39 AM	#14
Cubis Teh Mage Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 31	HSF is my hero! __________________ The best /gucomic of all time is here HINT: Look at who wrote it! Cubis, the rightous bringer of truth and good who apologizes to the emarrian community.

10-05-2005, 05:07 PM	#15
Deathands Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 215	Completely and utterly owned. Deathands 70 Necro

10-05-2005, 06:04 PM	#16
Lurikeen Freaky Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 17,873	Originally Posted by Davek Nothing beats a good skull fuck. Glass eye in or out? __________________ "All I said was... that bit of halibut is good enough for Jehovah." —Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

10-06-2005, 05:35 AM	#17
Sanori Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 112	Originally Posted by Wildane Well, there isn't anything sincere, clever, or mildly amusing in any of his other posts, why should he start now? I was thinking practice makes perfect, but in light of the virtual spanking hvy-guy got, I'd say this qualifies as amusing. __________________ Enlightened Maehem DeDebbil >> Bringin' the Fun in! << Buttercup Danceswithsquirrels >> Oasis server <<

10-06-2005, 07:00 AM	#18
Wildane Psychopath w/a conscience Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Hospitality State, asshole! Posts: 10,540	Agreed! __________________ "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." - Umberto Eco "Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear." - Thomas Jefferson

10-06-2005, 04:04 PM	#19
*Crystilla* Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 634	Good god. All ya had to do (besides notice that spelling) was mouse over the guild name in the sig. It links to USAtoday; not the guild. Course Hvy could have been on cold medicine and posted that; he's done more stupid things than that. __________________ Crystilla EQ Round Table Member Devout Brell serving wench Valorguard Erollisi Marr server

10-06-2005, 04:47 PM	#20
Tamyre Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio! Posts: 395	HyvarmsSteelfists Registered User It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on. __________________ Mistress Tamyre Elghinn Warrior [ 68 ] of Neriak - Retired It's so hard, being this damned sexy President of the Fafner Fan Club! Cause I said so! Abiagael Shadow Priestess [ 70 ] of the Horde Kilrogg Server World of Warcraft

10-06-2005, 04:49 PM	#21
Tamyre Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio! Posts: 395	It's not the same. The ID numbers are different. So, mods could match or Ban the second user for impersonation.. or whatever they could get it on __________________ Mistress Tamyre Elghinn Warrior [ 68 ] of Neriak - Retired It's so hard, being this damned sexy President of the Fafner Fan Club! Cause I said so! Abiagael Shadow Priestess [ 70 ] of the Horde Kilrogg Server World of Warcraft

10-06-2005, 04:50 PM	#22
Tamyre Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio! Posts: 395	LACK OF EDIT. The name is the same, but the ID is like 5993 and 5996. Is that possible? __________________ Mistress Tamyre Elghinn Warrior [ 68 ] of Neriak - Retired It's so hard, being this damned sexy President of the Fafner Fan Club! Cause I said so! Abiagael Shadow Priestess [ 70 ] of the Horde Kilrogg Server World of Warcraft

10-06-2005, 06:10 PM	#23
Ini Indestructible Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Davek is still my hero! Posts: 4,007	I think it is funny as hell plain and simple. Hvy is just going to have to deal with his alter ego. __________________ Pafuna Economics 101 That reminds me of someone eating a shit sandwich who is happy that it has 20% less shit.

10-06-2005, 06:21 PM	#24
Ugnozz Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 117	Tamyre go to your fuckin hole.

10-06-2005, 07:01 PM	#25
Devion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 462	WOW that was such a creative come back... __________________ Conqueror Devion Do`Urdon - Proud and Loyal Officer of Whit`s End Ascendence - R.I.P. "I would assume that if I was destined to be the Anti-Christ, my father would have informed me."

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