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Old 12-04-2002, 09:14 AM   #1
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Default I quit everquest Post generator

Snagged this from the Glade, thought it was pretty funny.

I quit!

So all you people planning to quit, why bother writing out a long sappy post when you can just generate one here?
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:23 AM   #2
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ROFL - this is pretty good - especially the "I found Jesus" and the "Martians are coming" ones that occur every so often.
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Old 12-04-2002, 10:32 AM   #3
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HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

"He called my mother a slut so i called him a fag (very clever arn't i)"

LOL! Classic.
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:21 PM   #4
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I got this one,

I've decided that I can't play this game anymore. It's so depressing. Every time I play EverQuest, all I can think about is slitting my wrists. My doctor said that's bad, so I can't anymore.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Sporkhealer to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Whitesmoke, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

Anyway, Whiteseer, you better watch your back, motherfucker. I know where you live, and I swear to god I'm coming to kill you the first chance I get. You can be sure of that, bitch. That's all I have to say. Farewell, my friends!

Love and kisses,
spaz

LMAO !!

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Old 12-04-2002, 04:11 PM   #5
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I am about to die from a rare form of hand cancer......
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Old 12-04-2002, 05:09 PM   #6
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I'm just posting here to say that I'm quitting EQ. Ever since my grandmother died, I can't help but think about my own life, and how I've wasted it playing everquest.

Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now.

Anyway that plays EQ is a loser. I can't believe that all of you retards still play it. I guess you're all just jealous of my 22 inch rockstar cock and 12 supermodel girlfriends that I fuck every day (all at the same time), both of which I gained immediately after quitting everquest. You're all a bunch of fucking sad losers. Especially Moonfire. You really need to get a life, buddy.

Anyway, Whitecure, you better watch your back, motherfucker. I know where you live, and I swear to god I'm coming to kill you the first chance I get. You can be sure of that, bitch. That's all I have to say. Farewell, my friends!

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Old 12-04-2002, 05:10 PM   #7
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That was just to make a long story short on why I quit EQ and MUDDING altogether
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:29 PM   #8
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LMAO will have to store that one..
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:41 AM   #9
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Default Letter I got

I'm just posting here to say that I'm quitting EQ. Ever since my grandmother died, I can't help but think about my own life, and how I've wasted it playing everquest.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Lightcrusher, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Anyway, Sandcrusher, you better watch your back, motherfucker. I know where you live, and I swear to god I'm coming to kill you the first chance I get. You can be sure of that, bitch. That's all I have to say. Farewell, my friends!

Love and kisses,


GREAT job!!
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:01 AM   #10
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I'm quitting EQ. I've found Jesus, and he tells me that there is no room in my life for this game. He says it's Satan's tool. Also, I'm becoming a priest, so I won't have time to play anymore. I can only hope that my friend Lovesmasher can find Jesus as well.

Not to mention that everyone in my guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Blackkiller got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when she had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Earthwolf ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Bladeslayer to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Sandkiller, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

I hate this game. It's so unfair. I'm never, ever coming back, so fuck you all. Especially Earthcure. Fuck you.

Anyway, fuck everquest. Anyone who plays this game is a fucking loser.

Fuck you to: Earthbuilder, Suncure, Bluewolf, Lightsmoke and Earthslayer.

Thank you to: Earthslayer, Hatesmasher, and Whiteryder.

Love and kisses,
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LOL, way too much fun, I liked the Mask of Discontent Housewives part -- and apparently I hate and like Earthslayer...poor guy

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Old 12-06-2002, 04:47 PM   #11
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Old 12-08-2002, 01:16 PM   #12
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I'm quitting EQ. I've found Jesus, and he tells me that there is no room in my life for this game. He says it's Satan's tool. Also, I'm becoming a priest, so I won't have time to play anymore. I can only hope that my friend Dreamsmoke can find Jesus as well.

Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now.

Also, in my opinion, EverQuest is getting way too easy. All the fucking newbies can do anything in the game now, and zerg guilds always win. This game is being dumbed down for retards like Whitesmoke, and it makes me so angry! I don't think VI cares about anything but profit. Fucking assholes.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Dreamcure, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now.

I can't ever forget how much i hate that asshole Wyndbuilder. Just yesterday, he tried to pick a fight with me. He called my mother a slut, and then I called him a fag. (I'm very clever, aren't I?) But then his friends Redreaper and Bladebuilder joined in and started making fun of me. I thought they were my friends, it really hurt my feelings.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Bonesmoke to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Lightcrusher, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

Besides this, you should all know that there are martians planning to invade the planet earth. I have to start preparing for this onslaught, so I don't really have time to play EQ anymore. If you'd like to stay safe yourself, I suggest that you cover your head in tin foil so that they can't get you with their brain interception rays.

Aside from this, don't have the energy to play EQ anymore because I'm dying of a rare form of hand cancer, and between horribly painful treatments and terrifying blackouts, I spend most of my time sleeping. Honestly it's not much fun anyway with dickheads like Moonsmasher making fun of me and calling me a liar all the time.

I hate this game. It's so unfair. I'm never, ever coming back, so fuck you all. Especially Blacksmasher. Fuck you.

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Old 12-09-2002, 10:36 PM   #13
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Default The End Has Come....

I'm just posting here to say that I'm quitting EQ. Ever since my grandmother died, I can't help but think about my own life, and how I've wasted it playing everquest.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Sacredcure, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Also, in my opinion, EverQuest is getting way too easy. All the fucking newbies can do anything in the game now, and zerg guilds always win. This game is being dumbed down for retards like Sporkbear, and it makes me so angry! I don't think VI cares about anything but profit. Fucking assholes.

Anyway that plays EQ is a loser. I can't believe that all of you retards still play it. I guess you're all just jealous of my 22 inch rockstar cock and 12 supermodel girlfriends that I fuck every day (all at the same time), both of which I gained immediately after quitting everquest. You're all a bunch of fucking sad losers. Especially Lightslayer. You really need to get a life, buddy.

Besides this, you should all know that there are martians planning to invade the planet earth. I have to start preparing for this onslaught, so I don't really have time to play EQ anymore. If you'd like to stay safe yourself, I suggest that you cover your head in tin foil so that they can't get you with their brain interception rays.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Silentflare to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Snowsmasher, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now.

Not to mention that everyone in my guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Lightcrusher got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when she had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Earthhealer ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Snowflare, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Anyway, Sporkreaper, you better watch your back, motherfucker. I know where you live, and I swear to god I'm coming to kill you the first chance I get. You can be sure of that, bitch. That's all I have to say. Farewell, my friends!

Love and kisses,
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