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Old 03-20-2003, 08:14 AM   #1
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Default Dennis Miller's take on the impending war...

Regardless of your position on the upcoming war, this really sums up the truth in a nutshell.



By Dennis Miller:



All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides but I have detected a hint of confusion from some of you.



As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the "KISS" method (Keep It Simple, Stupid!) So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and recognize a few important facts.



Here are 9 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important issue:



1) Out of President Bush and Saddam Hussein...Hussein is the bad guy.



2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this in mind: they have Libya heading the committee on human rights and Iraq heading the global disarmament committee. Do your own math here.



3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories," your reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"



4) If your only anti-war slogan is "NO WAR FOR OIL," sue your school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.



5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.



6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the President. He only plays one on TV.



7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel!" and Bin Laden wants YOU dead, too.



If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the danger Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell Computer Dude.



9) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all need to support them without reservation.



I hope this helps.
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Old 03-20-2003, 09:06 AM   #2
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Good list.
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Old 03-20-2003, 09:33 AM   #3
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Dennis Miller always did have his head screwed on straight.
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Old 03-20-2003, 10:14 AM   #4
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I like that it!
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Old 03-21-2003, 09:54 AM   #5
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I'm glad he doesn't do Monday Night Football anymore (hated him on there), but when it comes to things like this, Miller is on point.

Thanks for the list- hadn't seen that one yet
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Old 03-21-2003, 10:59 AM   #6
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If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this in mind: they have Libya heading the committee on human rights and Iraq heading the global disarmament committee. Do your own math here.
That makes complete sense.
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