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Old 05-29-2003, 03:41 AM   #1
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Default Funny Trivia...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(Thar she blowssss!!!!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)
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Old 05-29-2003, 06:34 PM   #2
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rofl omg i love those
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Old 05-30-2003, 12:55 AM   #3
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Btw Fel pigs are commonly castrated
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Old 05-30-2003, 01:41 AM   #4
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And their sperm after they've been castrated solidifies into what looks like lard. I kid you not.
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Old 05-30-2003, 07:41 AM   #5
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And their sperm after they've been castrated solidifies into what looks like lard. I kid you not.
I was gonna ask how you know this, but thought better of it.
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Old 05-30-2003, 07:59 AM   #6
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Originally posted by greywolffe
I was gonna ask how you know this, but thought better of it.
Well, how else do you think he makes his French Fries? Errr....sorry...Freedom Fries.

YUMMMMMMMY!!!!
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Old 05-31-2003, 07:51 PM   #7
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haha I dont know if I should laugh or cry because I already knew like 50% of this shit :/
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Old 05-31-2003, 10:56 PM   #8
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Originally posted by greywolffe
I was gonna ask how you know this, but thought better of it.
Most of my relatives were farmers.
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:58 PM   #9
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Ulujain, I lived on a farm for years. even owned pigs and I never knew that. I really would like to aviod forther elaboration into your methods of research
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