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Old 12-17-2007, 05:38 PM   #1
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To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere .

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



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Old 12-18-2007, 03:55 AM   #2
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Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House
No bills were passed 'bout which Fox News could grouse;

Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,
So vacations in St. Barts soon would be near;

Katrina kids were nestled all snug in motel beds,
While visions of school and home danced in their heads;

In Iraq our soldiers needed supplies and a plan,
Plus nuclear weapons were being built in Iran;

Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell;
Americans feared we were on a fast track to...well...

Wait--- we need a distraction--- something divisive and wily;
A fabrication straight from the mouth of O'Reilly

We can pretend that Christmas is under attack
Hold a vote to save it--- then pat ourselves on the back;

Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger
Wake up Congress, they're in no danger!

This time of year we see Christmas every where we go,
From churches, to homes, to schools, and yes...even Costco;

What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy,
When this is the season to unite us with joy

At Christmas time we're taught to unite,
We don't need a made-up reason to fight

So on O'Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter, and those right wing blogs;
You should just sit back, relax...have a few egg nogs!

'Tis the holiday season: enjoy it a pinch
With all our real problems, do we honestly need another Grinch?

So to my friends and my colleagues I say with delight,
A merry Christmas to all,

and to Bill O'Reilly...Happy Holidays.
I only had a few minutes to find this, I'll look for more if you do!!!!
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:16 AM   #3
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I've seen Zol's before, and would be amused to make it an actual card. I've never seen the other one though.
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Old 12-18-2007, 05:20 AM   #4
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Old 12-18-2007, 05:24 AM   #5
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Yeah, Christmas isn't really under attack. No one would like that. Religion would get mad... so would retail companies! Christmas is really good for everyone, whether they like it or not.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:04 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Veo View Post
I've seen Zol's before, and would be amused to make it an actual card. I've never seen the other one though.
I ripped it off from another board because it's been around for years.
And still worth the yearly post. (don't mind that I've been banned for the last two)

See what you've been missing?

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