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Old 10-28-2003, 05:15 PM   #1
Aamrie
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Default A few Woman jokes

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on
the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of
BusinessWeek. Her boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl, and her
husband is on the back of the milk carton.



A WOMAN'S PERFECT REVENGE

Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled in her purse for her wallet, I
noticed a remote control for a TV in her purse. "So, do you always
carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband
refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the most
legal evil thing I could do to him."



UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you
can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.


AND THE BEST YET...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers
that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir,
I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He
answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with
a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooooooo
much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.
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Old 10-29-2003, 03:08 PM   #2
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haha, damn
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Old 10-29-2003, 04:43 PM   #3
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Since you went there .. hehe.. I had one to add.

For all those men who believe that there is no reason to "buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free"...
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they have wised up to the
fact that for 7 ounces of sausage, it is not worth buying the entire pig!
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