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Old 02-04-2003, 05:47 AM   #276
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Originally posted by Diluted1
I drank an entire 2 liter of Faygo (generic soda) at an Insane Clown Posse concert in less than 1 minute.

It wasn't pretty.
WOOT WOOT lol
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Old 02-04-2003, 06:00 AM   #277
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hmmm quite a few hehe...

played tag with high powered pellet guns was not smart ,

anything to do with alcohol is bad. my wife still laughs about when we first met i was drinking a DQ vanellia shake , and she wanted a drink , i was like no.
she said fine and started to get mad mumbling something about sexual thinggs but cant share a drink so i let her have a drink.
me being a major lush it was loaded with everclear lol , she really didnt enjoy that.
most stupid thing i done i can think of though was downed a 5th of everclear strait.(people that play eq that know me in RL can vouche this one lol) I developed not only a high tolerence for liqour and everything else is water basically , i also developed over the course of a year<my weekly no shit 2 5ths everclear , 30 case MGB , 5th of SoCo , and varios little other drinks like 4 or 5 things of Maddog and alot of boones(i liked the taste made a nice chaser) 3 stomache alsers and a tear in my throat. So i will take that year down as the stupidest thing ive done.

another one thats funny is my wife said i was addicted to EQ and i said nope. she recorded me sleeping one night shouting for groups and auctioning in my sleep

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Old 02-10-2003, 10:50 AM   #278
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Most of this is hearsay from a friend that was there with me (since I was blacked out most of the night). Was Dec 31, 1998 in Guam. Had duty the next day, and underway the following day, so I was definitely going to have some fun that night. Before going out, I finished off the 5 beers I had in the fridge of the barracks we were staying at, because it's not good to go to waste. Did that in under an hour while we were waiting for the duty van to pick us up and take us into town. Headed out to TGI Fridays to have some dinner. Commmenced drinking some more (I think Jack and Cokes, Lynchburg Lemonades, and Mudslides).

Headed out to the strip clubs (Guam strip clubs rule. Can't go to another one stateside anymore without feeling cheated.) Commenced drinking some more, alternating Jack and Cokes and Heinekens about every 10 minutes. The strip clubs there mix about 3/4 Jack to 1/4 Coke in a 16 oz glass. Sometime after midnight, I black out, and that's when the good stuff apparently happened.

Buddy of mine told me that I went into the back room with the stripper I had been drooling over the entire 2 weeks we were in port there, for about an hour. I was tossing cash all over the place at the strippers (had my ballcap turned around backwards and would stuff 20s under it for the strippers to take out with their tits), and the night finally ended at about 3am when I puked all over the stage while reaching up to fondle one of the strippers. Next thing I know it's 9am and I'm back in the barracks. Apparently, I was still drinking the same after the blackout, and was literally unconscious. Some buddies had tried to wake me up for hours, so I wouldn't be late for duty, but I couldn't be woken up. Luckily, I was still plastered when I woke up, so no hang over.

Still wish I knew what happened in that back room....
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Old 02-10-2003, 07:29 PM   #279
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i got a blowjob and made out with the chick, dumb, plain dumb

was drunk off my ass at the time, but it went all around the high school, talk about embarasment
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Old 02-10-2003, 07:49 PM   #280
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Default Actually

If you think about it, you could just turn that around really easily, because you're 'so cool' that it's not a hang-up to you. Kinda like guys who aren't afraid to wear make-up.. the ones who make fun of them are gayer than the ones who do it. ;o
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Old 02-11-2003, 03:31 AM   #281
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I shot my boss at the time (glenn palmer of palmers pursuit shop) in the neck from about 4 feet away when a dark angel(paintball gun) i was working on for one of our customers malfuctioned.funny thing is about 10 seconds earlier he commented about how he hates electronic triggers on paintball guns due to safety problems.The shot gave him one hell of a welt that he had to explain to everyone for a few weeks was NOT a hicky from his overzealous girlfriend
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Old 07-09-2003, 09:35 AM   #282
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Default my story

This year's new year's party. Crysten was down for a week or so and we went to one of my friend's parties for new years. well, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I get there and start drinking nonstop cause this annoying shit girl who i absolutely despise now wanted me to make out with her so I stalled by saying "wait til I drink some more". Lol what a thing to say to make a girl feel good about herself. Well anyway, I end up drinking somewhere around 14 full double shots of cheap as hell brand vodka. Then, instead of facing the music, I downed like 4 beers(I got the damn rule backwards!). Well anyway, I guess I kissed her a few times, passed out, woke up an hour later throwing up all over myself, then spent the next few hours in the bathroom(Thanks crysten for taking pictures you little douche lol, it's probably a good thing Jayke lost that camera).
Now it gets even more interesting. Well, after three or so hours in the bathroom I used ALL my strength to stand up and get in the shower(for those of you who think I'm exagerating on how hard it was to stand up straight without spinning/throwing up/whatever, get horribly drunk and throw up and then find out). So, after my hour long shower, I get out and just lay there in my boxers in the middle of a ruined friend's parent's bathroom. Then shit started to suck. Well, I had left my cell phone in my car which was on another street so I had forgot to call and let my parents know where I was. Then, my friend knocked on the bathroom door and said my mom was on the phone lol. I tried with all my strength and after like 10 minutes, I got to the phone and tried to play it off with the old "Mom! I was sleeping, why'd you wake me up?", which probably sounded more like a series of gurgling noises to which she responded, "I'm outside, get out here I'm picking you up". Oh sweet jesus I was fucked. I quickly borrowed some friend's clothes and me and crysten staggered outside to my mom who was pissed as hell. So, after getting clean clothes and a shower, I was in the clear. Or was I?
On the ride home, I tried to close my eyes and stop the spinning but it was too late, A little vomit came out, right into my mom's brand new lexus and some on the side of the car. It's a good thing all of the Chinese food I ate before the party had already come out because what came out in the car was just a little liquid. Well, I got home, passed out again in my bed, and then woke up later WITHOUT A HANGOVER! I swear I never get hangovers it's so cool. The next day I got to hear of how I missed watching the porno, that annoying shit girl kissing everyone there(she's quite attractive, I will give her that), and lots of other stuff. Well anyway, I remembered the whole thing, my parent's got over it, and I haven't drank since. What a happy ending huh? Well I guess that's not quite the ending because my girlfriend now is good friends with the annoying shit girl and I have liked my girlfriend for so long(when she was going out with someone else tehehe) and she constantly reminds me of how I kissed her friend before I kissed her. She thinks it's kind of funny because she knows how much I hate her friend. Wow that was a long night.

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Old 07-09-2003, 09:37 AM   #283
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Default Oops

What I meant to say was I drank the beer before the liquor, I just got confused. Sorry for the lack of new paragraphs, I put them in they just didn't show up =(
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:27 PM   #284
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im really a guy in RL.. but anyway heres my story, note that i am 15 and my girlfriend is also, and her sister is 12...

anyway we were downstairs watching "Feeling Minnesota" and my girlfriend had pulled my shirt up and my boxers down a little ( my pants always sag by themselves ) so anyway im getting really horny because she is licking and sucking below my belly button... so she starts to pull my boxers down lower and the head of my penis is exposed. I was scared of her sister seeing us... so i said we were going to watch something else up stairs... So we go upstairs and she turns on the T.V. and again starts teasing me. So im really horny and i tell her to give me a blowjob. So she does... about a minute into this her sister walks up and looks down and goes... WHAT THE FUCK and promptly beats the shit out of me and my girlfriend... she didnt tell her mom though *whew*

besides that... back when Pokemon cards were big, i took one that was worth like $250 from my friend and acted like i was going to cut it with a knife.. so he grabs a knife and we are swinging and 3 of my fingers get split open, one where you could see the knuckle. So i run upstairs and am washing it off, and he tells me he has some antibacterial cream... so i put some on and wrap it in bandaids... we go out to the woods and im still bleeding badly, and my hand goes cold, and then numb. After that I went home and tell my mom i fell on some sharp rocks... and had to go get 15 stitches... ouchie

then one time in 5th grade when i was 10 i got kicked in the crotch and i thought if i put Bengay on my penis and scrotum it would make it feel better... omg that burn in unexplainable... never put bengay on your crotch!

thats all for now!
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Old 07-17-2003, 07:57 PM   #285
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HEY i forgot one

Once I was so bored so i climb on top of my roof... 5 minutes later i hear the ice cream truck's music!! so i jump off of my roof and my right leg lands in a hole and i fracture my ankle... but i still got that damned good 25 cent coconut ice cream bar!! and then i got tired of my cast and sawed it off with a handsaw!
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:25 AM   #286
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Me and two friends brought a bag consisting of 1 carton of paintballs, 1 box of co2's and a paintball gun on a railroad bridge that overpassed a busy street.

Then we started blastin the shit outta these cars from the bridge :P. We messed up a bunch. We were there for about an hour just shooting away at the cars. Then a police car drives around, being we thought nothing could happen... we shoot that too.

Out of nowhere 3 cops run up from each side of the bridge, 4 more down below us and surround us. They search the bag that we carried all this shit in and find a bong :eek: ... i dunno how that got in there . But anyway, we got taken to the police station and all got felonies on our records.

The only reason we got caught was because we didnt see the camera that was watching the street 10 feet above our heads.

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