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Old 04-30-2004, 10:36 AM   #1
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Default That's What You Get?

This homosexual goes to the doctor for a check up because he hasn't been feeling very well. The doc runs all kinds of tests and finaly calls the gentleman," Sir I would like you to come in so we can talk about your test results, there is some bad news and some good news"...The next day the gentleman shows up at the doctors office," Ok doc let me have the bad news first" The doctor says," I'm sorry but you have AIDS"...the gentleman replys,"What the hell is the good news then?"..."Well", says the doc..." I want you to take a vacation to Mexico, I want you to eat all the native fruits you can find, I want you to eat all the native veggies you can find and I want you to drink the local water."..The gentlman asks," Wow doc, will this cure me?"...Doc replies," No, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOUR ASSHOLE IS SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR!
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