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Old 04-07-2004, 09:10 PM   #1
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Default Worst. Papers. Ever.

It says period 3 so he's in atleast 7th grade....
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:11 PM   #2
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Seen lots of versions of this sort of humor lately.
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:31 PM   #3
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! What do they teach in schools these days? I bet that kid is retarded or something
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Old 04-08-2004, 03:20 AM   #4
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Seen it long ago; the "like all things Spanish, it is dangerous" still cracks me up.
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:44 AM   #5
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They think lightning is a lie perpetrated by people with a vested interest.
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Old 04-08-2004, 06:00 AM   #6
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"The warm water leaves Australia..and goes away..namely to other places"

I'm so glad he cleared that up for us..I've always wondered where the warm water went.
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Old 04-08-2004, 06:02 AM   #7
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Old 04-08-2004, 06:58 AM   #8
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ACK! Can someone please copy/paste the paper here? Stupid firewall at work blocked that site
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Old 04-08-2004, 06:59 AM   #9
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That made my head hurt.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:20 PM   #10
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like all things Spanish, it is dangerous
Hey, some people would agree with that
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Old 04-08-2004, 11:07 PM   #11
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"El Nino moves the warm water from australia to somehere else, namely to other places. Where are these other places? These are places that also have water, but water that is usually not as warm as the warm water El Nino moves to these said places. These places are to the east. Of the water."

HAHAHA!
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Old 04-09-2004, 12:00 AM   #12
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"Some people try to measure lightning, they take measurements of it. The use ballons and rockets and their imagination and determination and reaserch money and they put it all together in a mixing bowl and the mix in storms - storms with lightning - and so they mix in the lightning and then they get the product if they're lucky of measurements about lightning in storms?"

WHAT? I'm so confused .
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Old 04-09-2004, 12:58 AM   #13
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If you're confused, Equinol, it means you probably actually passed 7th grade natural science.
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:24 AM   #14
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You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is knocked down.
This is certainly my favorite of his many thoughts concerning needless human loss and wanton tree destruction
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Old 04-09-2004, 11:19 AM   #15
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I liked when he was talking about Zeus, "Where does he find the time" LOL
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Old 04-10-2004, 02:18 PM   #16
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You laugh now..but one day Mr. Lavine will be your president
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:34 PM   #17
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STOP TRYING TO GIVE US NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!
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Old 04-11-2004, 06:14 AM   #18
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Don't be mean to the kid, guys. It's not his fault his mommy picked out a pen with tourettes.
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Old 04-14-2004, 05:07 AM   #19
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El Nino is caused when the Peruvian gods get angry. They have been angry for millions of years and have made El Nino for millions of years. Many many moons ago, the Peruvians committed human sacrifice to satiate their gods and end the flood that was caused by El Nino. In today's modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions. We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with El Nino.
Rofl! At least he proposes a solution
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Old 04-14-2004, 05:49 AM   #20
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This can't be real, can it? His grasp of punctuation and commas is remarkable. Much too good for a 7th grader and over half the population of this board.

Was still funny though
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Old 04-21-2004, 04:03 AM   #21
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ROFL,

A+ material, and yes I think it's Misty as well.
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Old 05-02-2004, 11:41 AM   #22
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OMFG OMG OMG WOW i was in tears
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