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Old 11-11-2002, 06:24 AM   #1
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Default Clinton Motorcade Stop

A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The President just found out Starr has delivered another report to Congress and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him".

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"I've got a lot of folks still siphoning; but right now I have about three hundred gallons."
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Old 11-11-2002, 11:08 AM   #2
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YES!!!! DOWN WITH BUSH!!!!!


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Old 11-11-2002, 12:13 PM   #3
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LOL Igota - the story was about Clinton, not Bush - rofl
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Old 11-11-2002, 01:29 PM   #4
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"YES!!!! DOWN WITH BUSH!!!!!"

Stop smoking weed man
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Old 11-11-2002, 02:08 PM   #5
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Krrak.... I know.
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