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Old 11-09-2002, 10:10 AM   #1
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Default Top 10 signs you've played a DE Necro for too long

10. You wish you could cast "Darkness" on people passing you on the freeway.

9. When a colleague asks for your assistance, you respond with "Embrace the hatred of Innoruuk and we shall discuss it, worthless human!".

8. You begin to have a strange appreciation for neon signs.

7. You've been caught trying to Lifetap the neighbor's cat for extra energy.

6. You start buying all of your meat with the "bone in".

5. There isn't a single candle in your house during storm season.

4. You start worrying that you don't have good enough faction to enter McDonald's.

3. Whenever a policeman pulls in behind you, you seriously consider "Fearing" him.

2. You get the terms "Cemetery" and "Candy Store" confused all the time.

And the number 1 sign you've played a Dark Elf Necromancer for WAY too long is:

1. You can't walk past your boss without yelling "/PET ATTACK! /PET ATTACK!"
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Old 11-09-2002, 11:25 AM   #2
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Thats funny
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Old 11-09-2002, 02:04 PM   #3
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I don't know about casting "Darkness" on ones that pass me - but I would love to cast "SoW/SoE" on those old people who think that the speed limit on the Highway is 60 instead of 100 - arrrggghhh - especially if they are in the fast lane....
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Old 11-09-2002, 07:25 PM   #4
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More than once in a crowded room I've had to fight the urge to hit my "TRACK" button to help me navigate. *sigh*
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Old 11-10-2002, 11:39 PM   #5
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Default HEHHEE

---LMFAO, thats good stuff. Works great for DE SKs too.
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Old 11-11-2002, 04:01 AM   #6
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... and the number ONE reason you know you've been playing EQ too long, is when you start casually saying to people "ya newb" or flat out calling them "newbs" when they do something wrong or they're just annoying/stupid ... then snickering afterwards.

Trust me I've done this
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Old 11-11-2002, 04:17 AM   #7
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I gues it could be worse...You could think your an Ogre and be eating little people out there in the world.
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