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Old 11-09-2002, 07:57 AM   #1
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Wink Ladies - 30 Things Not to Say to a Naked Man

Things not to say to a naked man.... unless you REALLY want to hurt him, hehe.

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.
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Old 11-09-2002, 10:55 AM   #2
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#30.. MUHAHAHAHA.... omfg
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Old 11-09-2002, 11:24 AM   #3
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5. Make it dance.
I'd wanna hear that!
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Old 11-09-2002, 01:02 PM   #4
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I got to admit - the "Make it dance" one is intriguing - rofl
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Old 11-09-2002, 05:14 PM   #5
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"Why is God punishing me?"



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-10-2002, 10:51 AM   #6
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14. This explains your car.
Classic
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Old 11-10-2002, 10:14 PM   #7
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31. Its not about the size its what you do with it.

32. Well they are all the same once aroused.

Yeah right !
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Old 11-10-2002, 10:40 PM   #8
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33. erm ... no thanks, I don't smoke.

(as for the 'dancing' one, I haven't figured out where the harm is in that one )
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Old 11-11-2002, 03:21 AM   #9
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9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? LMAO
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