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Old 09-20-2002, 03:07 PM   #1
Aishen
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Default bmw and the cop


A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Old 09-20-2002, 10:07 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy @#%$ that was funny.
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Old 09-20-2002, 10:48 PM   #3
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lol, thats a good excuse
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