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Old 09-20-2002, 12:39 PM   #1
Martigan
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Default Women's English


Women's English:
Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you'll hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and watch a TV game

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

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Old 09-20-2002, 10:05 PM   #2
Azraelwrath
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Right on the spot!
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Old 09-21-2002, 08:54 AM   #3
Igota
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/goes in to convulsive shudders.....

Damn that is a frighteningly accurate dictionary.
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Old 09-21-2002, 11:11 AM   #4
Aeonn Fluxs
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Dont forget this one :

Fine! = You are SO cut off!
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Old 09-25-2002, 01:22 AM   #5
Elnots Sadnes
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HA! Good one!
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Old 09-25-2002, 07:16 AM   #6
Darue Ivywood
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Default re. funny


LOL...ya right on the money..

this one however is somewhat wrong....

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and watch a TV game


game hell....more like a three part mini-series AND a two hour movie.


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