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Old 03-09-2002, 02:05 PM   #1
Neenja Khan
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> > This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a bridge, sure enough, on the other side there is a cop sitting with a radar gun.
> > The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks "What's the hurry?"
> > The guy replies "I'm late for work."
> > "Oh yeah"says the cop, "What do you do?"
> > The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher"
> > The cop says "What ???? is a rectum stretcher and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> > The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until its about 6 feet wide".
> > The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot @#%$?"
> > The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a bridge......". >>


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Old 03-09-2002, 11:54 PM   #2
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Rofl, god cops suck sometimes...but wow I wish there were more of them to herd the idiots and jerks.
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