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Old 11-29-2010, 11:00 AM   #1
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Man Goes Blind From Having Sex
For one man, love was literally making him blind. Well, at least having sex was.

The unnamed patient had to seek medical help after going temporarily blind every time he climaxed during sex, the Daily Mail reported.
Ok ok, so he was having sex and not jerkin' his gerkin, but a climax is a climax!
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:58 PM   #2
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What? Did Hormey finally give in to the guy?? That would make anyone go blind!
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Old 11-29-2010, 05:44 PM   #3
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^profile pic and shaddup
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:54 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Hormadrune View Post
^profile pic and shaddup
Hey, I'm dead sexay! You look just like a gay Japanese man!
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Old 11-29-2010, 07:22 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Hormadrune View Post
^profile pic and shaddup
Strange argument considering your profile pic.
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Old 11-29-2010, 07:50 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Wildane View Post
Strange argument considering your profile pic.
Puhlease, I know all you motherfuckers would give up the ass-poon to Sulu.
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:40 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by Hormadrune View Post
Puhlease, I know all you motherfuckers would give up the ass-poon to Sulu.
Nah, I'm more of a Shatner-Whore
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Old 11-30-2010, 04:37 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Drysdale View Post
Nah, I'm more of a Shatner-Whore
Gimme Picard.
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Old 11-30-2010, 05:06 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by Davek View Post
Gimme Picard.
Bleh! I'd take Cisco and Archer before Picard! Just sayin!
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:09 AM   #10
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Yanno... With a name like Captain Christopher Pike, I'm suprised he didn't make anyone's list.
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:17 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by Shylodog View Post
Yanno... With a name like Captain Christopher Pike, I'm suprised he didn't make anyone's list.
He'd be easy, too. "Raise your hand if you don't want to give me a blow job. No? OK then."
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Old 11-30-2010, 11:49 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by Shylodog View Post
Yanno... With a name like Captain Christopher Pike, I'm suprised he didn't make anyone's list.
I'm not into eating vegetables.
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Old 11-30-2010, 12:40 PM   #13
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He'd be easy, too. "Raise your hand if you don't want to give me a blow job. No? OK then."
Maybe pre- JJ Abrams... But now he's fit as a fiddle!
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Old 11-30-2010, 03:52 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by Hormadrune View Post
Puhlease, I know all you motherfuckers would give up the ass-poon to Sulu.
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