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Old 07-21-2007, 06:47 PM   #1
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rather than go on an incoherent rant a la Axgar, I'll just post the recipe:

Prarie Fyre = White Tequila + Tabasco sauce(minimum 10 drops per shot).

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I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:48 PM   #2
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:27 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by Davek View Post
rather than go on an incoherent rant a la Axgar, I'll just post the recipe:

Prarie Fyre = White Tequila + Tabasco sauce(minimum 10 drops per shot).

Ta.
yet axgar still knows dicks are for chicks lol smart guy wooooot must be nice being able to have most of the world stick up for you because you are a dumbass faggot.
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Old 07-22-2007, 03:39 AM   #4
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yet axgar still knows dicks are for chicks lol smart guy wooooot must be nice being able to have most of the world stick up for you because you are a dumbass faggot.

Jealous much?
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Originally Posted by Karthanon View Post
I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:53 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by Axgar View Post
yet axgar still knows dicks are for chicks
That just conjured the image of some confused drunk guy standing in his kitchen with his penis in one hand and a box of Peeps in the other.
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Old 07-22-2007, 08:25 AM   #6
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yet axgar still knows dicks are for chicks lol smart guy wooooot must be nice being able to have most of the world stick up for you because you are a dumbass faggot.
Running this through the latest Google Axgar-To-English translator, I get
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Davek, old chap, thanks for the excellent drink recipe. Needless to say, I couldn't wait to try it out. The first one was a bit harsh, but by the 4th or 5th, my taste buds had adapted and found them quite invigorating. Around shot 10 or 12, several Aztec gods showed up at my door, and I invited them into to continue the festivities. Around drink 16, I challenged the Aztec monkey god to an arm-wresting match, with the loser having to masterbate in the garbage disposal. Despite having long-since obtained bulletproofness (around shot 8), somehow I lost to the skinny-armed chimp. Never one to shrink from paying up a gambling debt, well, things were going OK until that trickster hit the switch. Perhaps it was the blood loss talking, but I found his parting advice of "Dicks are for chicks" to be profound, and I want to pass around this tidbit of wisdom. Hmm, maybe it wasn't an Aztec monkey god, but a hairy lesbian with a strap-on. Tough to say, with the condition I was in. Anyhoo, cheerio!
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Old 07-22-2007, 02:09 PM   #7
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HEHEHEHE....

The first one was a bit harsh, but by the 4th or 5th, my taste buds had adapted and found them quite invigorating.
This part is so true. The first one actually starts off smooth and you don't notice much. About 30 seconds after is when the tabasco hits.

After the 4th you don't tend to notice them. 7 in half an hour is killer. I slept like the dead last night and was surprised at the lack of hangover this morning. Mind you, making sure I drank a litre of water before dropping into bed probably helped a lot there(along with a couple of bathroom trips during the night).
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I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:29 PM   #8
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Excellent translation! It had punctuation and everything!
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Old 07-22-2007, 08:26 PM   #9
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I wasn't the one who started the dialogue but then again with the fucking apple dumpling gang it don't matter who starts it. (ya will more than likely try say Davek didn't say anything about me first, pretty much your M.O.).
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Old 07-22-2007, 10:34 PM   #10
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There are times in life where one should really know when to throw in the towell. Though I suppose that bit of logic would have been useful to Lurikeen.
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No need to throw in the towel, I realize the world according to garp has taken over but don't mean I can't have fun with it in my spare time.
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Old 07-23-2007, 03:22 AM   #12
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Man that just rolls off the tongue nicely.

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I know, you're in Ottawa, Davek. Still, I can't help but /poke you.
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And you wonder why I don't play nice with you? You leave my man buttons alone.. Those are Davek's.
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:03 AM   #13
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It was a joke, Ax - a lighthearted laugh at your expense. But by all means, blow it out of proportion and start slinging more of your retarded insults. I can't imagine why more people don't stick up for you.
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