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Old 04-02-2002, 09:59 AM   #1
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Default Really Stupid Laws... in your home town.

Find your home town and laugh it up.
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Old 04-05-2002, 01:48 AM   #2
Ryin Stormcaller
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Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind"

Kennesaw is only a few minutes away from where I live, and has the lowest rate of crime of any of the suburbs of Atlanta. Nobody wants to rob a house where they know the owner has a gun.
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Old 04-05-2002, 03:37 AM   #3
Aoladari Raveynfyre
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FL state laws:
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road
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Old 04-05-2002, 09:40 AM   #4
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Walnut, CA

Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground. <-- priceless

Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff. <-- it could be those kiting troublemaker kids

Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. <-- so much for privacy

One may not leave sand in their own driveway. <-- wtf?
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Old 04-06-2002, 05:18 AM   #5
Reddoak Whispershot
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I live in New York state, and here are a few of the laws I saw on the site that caught my eye:
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Why? Unless it's a bowling ball, the revenge the person will have on the thrower is sure to be sufficient.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
DUH!!! :lol:

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