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Old 04-08-2002, 06:38 AM   #1
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Default Sex in the Dark


There was a couple that had been married for 20 years.  Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.  After 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous.  She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.  One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.  She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device - a vibrator - soft, wonderful, and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him.  "How could you lie to me all of these years?  You'd better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and calmly said, "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."
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Old 04-08-2002, 03:31 PM   #2
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAH
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Old 04-08-2002, 03:41 PM   #3
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Well shes not a very good wife. He must not have gotten head at all in 20 years. Bad wife!!

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Old 04-09-2002, 12:28 AM   #4
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ROFL
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Old 04-09-2002, 04:01 AM   #5
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HAHAHHAHA!
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Old 04-09-2002, 04:32 AM   #6
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Good one man
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