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Old 05-23-2002, 04:27 PM   #1
Carathos Ollathir
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Default The top 20 things...


..you'd NEVER hear a Southerner say, no matter how much they've had to drink, no matter how far from the South they've wandered and no matter how much the skunks are threatening...

20. "Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen!"
19. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
18. "Duct tape won't fix that."
17. "We don't keep firearms in this house."
16. "No kids, not in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe."
15. "Wrestling's fake."
14. "Do you think my gut's too big?"
13. "Honey, we don't need another dog."
12. "Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?"
11. "Too many deer heads detract from the decor."
10. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."
9. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."
8. "Trim the fat off that steak."
7. "The tires on that truck are just too big."
6. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
5. "Checkmate."
4. "She's too young to be wearing a bikini."
3. "Hey, here's an episode of 'Hee Haw' that we haven't seen."
2. "You all."
1. "Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight."
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Old 05-23-2002, 05:37 PM   #2
Zaccheus FeatherTouch
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My favorites

"Checkmate."
"Wrestling's fake."
and
"You all."
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Old 05-23-2002, 07:18 PM   #3
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6. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
Perhaps that's because Zima is a freakin chick drink! Carathos, you've let me down sir. Let me down indeed...
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Old 05-23-2002, 08:05 PM   #4
Carathos Ollathir
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/bonk Jellybean
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Old 05-23-2002, 09:29 PM   #5
Igota
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"Too many deer heads detract from the decor."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 05-23-2002, 11:06 PM   #6
Birren
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checkmate rofl
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Old 05-24-2002, 11:56 AM   #7
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ROfL I liked the checkmate and duck tape.
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Old 05-25-2002, 12:45 PM   #8
Kindelin
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This is sad it is about ducttape.... My dad ran over my dogs leg in my moms Ford F-350 and he bit a hole in the tire so we air the tire up and duct tape the hole lol and drive to go get a new tire.
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Old 05-26-2002, 01:20 AM   #9
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i thought he was gonna say we duck-taped the dogs broken leg...
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Old 05-26-2002, 03:23 PM   #10
Fryr Hammerfell
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Hehehe Maceblade...I was thinking the same thing. LMAO
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Old 06-04-2002, 05:44 PM   #11
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and bein born in the north, and moved to the south, you are absolutley right.
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