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Old 06-03-2002, 05:02 PM   #1
Niudar
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Default SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN NEAR EVERYONE


Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? >
A.Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at
half-mast?
A. They're hiring.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A.Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.

Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage.... along with a recipe.

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
"BINGO!"

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairy tale?
A. A northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this Sh!t."

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Old 06-03-2002, 08:18 PM   #2
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Okay, that sh*t was funny. Let the flames begin.
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Old 06-04-2002, 04:59 AM   #3
Orphea Snugglebunnie
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hahahaha speech impediment!!
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Old 06-04-2002, 08:39 AM   #4
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lol
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Old 06-04-2002, 10:14 AM   #5
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ROFLMFAO!!!!

Ok why can't the nativity take place in France?
Cause you can't find 3 wisemen and a virgin!!

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Old 06-04-2002, 11:22 AM   #6
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HAHA
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Old 06-04-2002, 04:30 PM   #7
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Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
this one made me laugh so hard! LMAO
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Old 06-04-2002, 05:31 PM   #8
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HAHAHA thats hilarious
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Old 06-04-2002, 06:38 PM   #9
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Classic sh!t yo...

I will be using some of those jokes.
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Old 06-05-2002, 03:38 AM   #10
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Nah, there were no women or white people jokes in there, so ya missed me. Love that Italian one though lol.

kemi
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Old 06-05-2002, 05:09 AM   #11
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oh sh*t some good ones amongst them =))

/rofl

Val

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Old 06-09-2002, 12:33 AM   #12
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! That was @#%$ hilarious.
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