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Old 01-15-2002, 09:04 PM   #1
Nirecnad the Trademaster
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Default A Day in the Life II


Some of you may go back far enough to remember the brilliant and hilarious chat log spoof 'A Day in the life...' by Chai. A few of us got together an made an updated log. Though we can't ever hope to reach the comedic level of the original, we hope you'll get a kick out reading it. This was written by me with contributions from Aish, and Air.


Note: This log is made up exagerations of recent events on the server and on the boards, with the exception of lines involving Burro which were copied verbatim and not taken out of context at all <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT="">

P.S. Try not to take it too seroiusly


One night on Erollisi Marr...

[Mon 09:07:16 ] Logging to 'eqlog.txt' is now *ON*.
[Mon 09:07:18 ] You Have Entered Everquest
[Mon 09:07:21 ] You shout, 'F this! I quit!
[Mon 09:07:21 ] You are hungry
[Mon 09:07:21 ] You are out of food.
[Mon 09:07:22 ] You shout, 'Hey! I'm back again!'
[Mon 09:07:23 ] You tell Sophia, 'Hi! What's up?'
[Mon 09:07:24 ] Sophia tells you, 'Die die die, bastige swine!'
[Mon 09:07:24 ] Ghaelwind shouts, 'I M GUNNA KICK UR ASS NULDAR!'
[Mon 09:07:24 ] Ghaelwind shouts, 'This is Ghaelwind's mom, he has been grounded for a year'
[Mon 09:07:25 ] You have Challenged Mitch to a duel to the death!
[Mon 09:07:26 ] You have slain Mitch!
[Mon 09:07:27 ] Mitch tells you, 'You cheated, I'm telling Enaak!'
[Mon 09:07:28 ] Katty waves
[Mon 09:07:28 ] Tuan has been slain by The Ghoul Lord
[Mon 09:07:28 ] Dracnor has been slain by The Ghoul Assasin
[Mon 09:07:29 ] Katty begins to cast the gate spell
[Mon 09:07:29 ] Katty fades away
[Mon 09:07:30 ] You shout 'Everquest blows, I quit!'
[Mon 09:07:31 ] You shout 'Hi all! I'm back!'
[Mon 09:07:32 ] Chaya shouts, '/whine, Nire is hurting me on an deep emotional level again!
[Mon 09:07:33 ] You tell Sirbones, 'Who is Chaya?'
[Mon 09:07:34 ] Airhedeo tells you, 'Hi mom!'
[Mon 09:07:34 ] Sirbones tells you, 'Lalapoot wuwu~'
[Mon 09:07:34 ] Tonis tells you, 'If I get an erection watching a man shower, am I gay?'
[Mon 09:07:35 ] You tell Tonis, 'Dude, don't tell me that shit!'
[Mon 09:07:36 ] Zomaz shouts, 'Hello! Magister Sucks!"
[Mon 09:07:36 ] Ogmuk says, 'GM Ogmuk here, Anti-Magister sentiments will not be tollerated!'
[Mon 09:07:37 ] Melvyn shouts 'I have no pants! hahaha!'
[Mon 09:07:38 ] Melvyn runs around in his cowboy print chaps
[Mon 09:07:38 ] You say, '?'
[Mon 09:07:38 ] Melvyn hands Nirecnad a nice warm glass of shut the hell up!
[Mon 09:07:38 ] Burro tells you, 'Tonis says gimmie leather BP, I say sure, give me blow job'
[Mon 09:07:38 ] Burro tells you, 'it all works out'
[Mon 09:07:38 ] Chiteng says, ' EQ is like a river,
[Mon 09:07:38 ] I have quit,
[Mon 09:07:38 ] But I like milk.'
[Mon 09:07:39 ] Dwarkarn shouts, 'Mitch sucks!'
[Mon 09:07:39 ] Mitch shouts, 'Dwarkarn sucks!'
[Mon 09:07:39 ] Dwarkarn shouts, 'Mitch is the suckiest'
[Mon 09:07:39 ] Mitch shouts, 'Damn.'
[Mon 09:07:38 ] Tumeyto says, 'Hi guys!'
[Mon 09:07:39 ] Darmu says, 'Shut the fuck up!'
[Mon 09:07:40 ] Coast says, 'Shut the fuck up!'
[Mon 09:07:40 ] Kerna says, 'Shut the fuck up!'
[Mon 09:07:40 ] Tumeyto says, ' '
[Mon 09:07:41 ] Mistywolf says, 'Muahah!'
[Mon 09:07:41 ] Bubu says, 'Nire = Mistywolf! The IPs don't lie!'
[Mon 09:07:45 ] You tell Tiero, 'Sow plz'
[Mon 09:07:45 ] Tiero tells you, 'Bastard!'
[Mon 09:07:46 ] You have slain a fetid fiend
[Mon 09:07:46 ] You have gained experience!
[Mon 09:07:46 ] Tiero says, 'Dammit!!'
[Mon 09:07:47 ] Divine Grace has looted a flame kissed tear
[Mon 09:07:47 ] United independent says, 'Hey, WTF? We just killed Doze!'
[Mon 09:07:47 ] Ayron says, 'I'm sorry, but your attitude isn't conductive to the reconciliatory processes. This matter cannot be pursued further until you modify your deameanor'
[Mon 09:07:48 ] Grdy says, 'Haha, let's train the fuckers!'
[Mon 09:07:49 ] Vendrix shouts, 'www.fatsex.com/tour! Haha! I am so funny'
[Mon 09:07:50 ] You tell Tuan, 'Hi Dorf.'
[Mon 09:07:50 ] Tuan tells you, 'D - W - A - R - F'
[Mon 09:07:50 ] You tell Tuan, 'LMAOROFLOL'
[Mon 09:07:50 ] Tuan tells you, 'Arrrggg!'
[Mon 09:07:50 ] Burro tells you, 'No I need sex from wood elf female'
[Mon 09:07:51 ] Chiteng says, ' Da'Kor is pure evil
[Mon 09:07:51 ] Is any one aware?
[Mon 09:07:51 ] Watching to see,
[Mon 09:07:51 ] You.
[Mon 09:07:52 ] Jengo says, 'Selling rides to PoM, only 1 million plat!'
[Mon 09:07:52 ] You say, 'Fucking shriners!'
[Mon 09:07:52 ] Divine Grace says, 'Okay, from now on we kill VS when we want, questions?'
[Mon 09:07:53 ] Kylien Says out of character, 'I have nothing constructive to add.'
[Mon 09:07:53 ] Eskimo tells you, '/whine I want my white scale!...'
[Mon 09:07:53 ] You tell Eskimo, ' I know.'
[Mon 09:07:53 ] Eskimo tells you, 'and a Statue BP, and kael pants, and a 10th ring and..'
[Mon 09:07:53 ] /ignore Eskimo
[Mon 09:07:53 ] You have added Eskimo to your ignore list
[Mon 09:07:54 ] Aishen says, 'Anyone wanna cyber?'
[Mon 09:07:54 ] Aishen tells you, 'Dude wtf does everyone keep tryin' to cyber me?'
[Mon 09:07:54 ] You shout, 'I hate Everquest, I quit!'
[Mon 09:07:55 ] You shout, 'Level 59 paladin LFG!'
[Mon 09:07:55 ] Bubu says, 'Hi Kaikachi, I just dropped a bag of stuff and it poofed. '
[Mon 09:07:55 ] Kaikachi says, 'Oh, one sec. Let me respawn it for you!'
[Mon 09:07:55 ] You tell Kaikachi, 'I just went LD and my epic poofed ;('
[Mon 09:07:55 ] Kaikachi yells you, 'I'm sorry that isn't a verified bug, I cannot assist you.'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] /ignore Eskimo
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Eskimo is no longer on your ignore list.
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Eskimo tells you, 'and greaves of the deep, and a vindi crown, and a CT brain...'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] /ignore Eskimo
[Mon 09:07:56 ] You have added Eskimo to your ignore list
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, Greell, you're cute!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Greell says, 'Teehee, you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Greell says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Greell says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] /ignore Loviepoo Greell
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Burro tells you, 'Deep penetration....'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Sophia tells you, '/kick'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] You tell Sophia, '?'
[Mon 09:07:57 ] Sophia tells you, '/beat'
[Mon 09:07:57 ] You tell Sophia, '/boggle'
[Mon 09:07:57 ] Helius auctions, 'WTB: CoF, Cobalt BP,Legs,red scale, green scale,swiftblade of zek, and other high end war gear'
[Mon 09:07:57 ] /who Helius all
[Mon 09:07:57 ] Players on EverQuest:
[Mon 09:07:57 ] ---------------------------
[Mon 09:07:57 ] [1 Warrior] Helius (Half Elf) <ph@tl3wtzr0x0r>
[Mon 09:07:57 ] There is 1 player in East Commonlands.
[Mon 09:07:57 ] Begar tells you, 'Hi sir, plz spare pp for a fellow warrior who's just starting out? k thx.'
[Mon 09:07:57 ] You tell Begar, 'I'm a paladin'
[Mon 09:07:57 ] Begar tells you, 'Then why are you in crafted?'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] You say, 'FUCK. I'm a paladin, I make Valorium fucking blue look damn good. I am not wearing crafted!'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Aishen says, 'Wut's Valorium blue? O_o'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Sophia bounces up and down
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Sophia has been knocked unconcious!
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Caoilfhionn says, 'omg aish! what r u doing?'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Aishen says, 'mackin.'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Caoilfhionn says, 'u noob, he's not da`kor!'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Aishen says, 'fuxor!'
[Mon 09:07:59 ] /ignore Eskimo
[Mon 09:07:59 ] Eskimo is no longer on your ignore list.
[Mon 09:07:59 ] Eskimo tells you, 'and a Orb of the infinate void, and my very own NFL football team, and world peace, and...well, I've always wanted to be a woman'
[Mon 09:07:59 ] You tell Eskimo, '/nod'
[Mon 09:08:59 ] QQ Wuwu~ la~ keke! @@
[Mon 09:07:59 ] You say, 'Bleh, EQ sucks, I quit'
[Mon 09:08:00 ] /q


If ya can't take the joke...lighten up!
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Old 01-16-2002, 12:21 AM   #2
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/tell Popplo cyber?
/tell Nirecnad wtf popplo trying to cyber me
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Old 01-16-2002, 07:26 AM   #3
Cattie Luv
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Amusing

Chais still around?
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Old 01-16-2002, 07:55 AM   #4
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Default =/


I'm just disapointed i had nothing to do with it.


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Old 01-16-2002, 11:22 AM   #5
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My contribution was the part about sophia jumping up and down and knocking herself unconscience!

Air :
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Old 01-16-2002, 02:06 PM   #6
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I love the
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, Greell, you're cute!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Greell says, 'Teehee, you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Greell says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Greell says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] Loviepoo says, 'Teehee, no you're cuter!'
[Mon 09:07:56 ] /ignore Loviepoo Greell

lol... I hope that's not when we were married Greell...
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Old 01-16-2002, 05:12 PM   #7
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I know one of the poeple in that skit LMFAO oooooo it's true



Aquaran Sirportalot Guild taxi Forsaken Dreams
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Old 01-16-2002, 06:05 PM   #8
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LOL nire.....A work of art.
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Old 01-16-2002, 07:44 PM   #9
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[Mon 09:07:53 ] Kylien Says out of character, 'I have nothing constructive to add.'

Nire you're slipping. First of all you only gave me one line, secondly that line sucked worse than anything I'd ever say no matter how non-constructive it may be. Be ashamed, paladin, you will find no comfort in my words!
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Old 01-16-2002, 07:49 PM   #10
Nirecnad the Trademaster
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Heh, yes...the line from Kylien sucked like a cyclone2000.
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Old 01-16-2002, 07:51 PM   #11
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you wrote it too freak!

At least have me say "rad" or something. Begeezus.
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Old 01-17-2002, 12:41 PM   #12
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I will post something for Kyl to say later. It will fit well....
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Old 01-17-2002, 08:05 PM   #13
Kylien Jellybean
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Celdor is so neat.
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Old 01-18-2002, 08:35 PM   #14
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hehe funny


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Old 01-18-2002, 11:02 PM   #15
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http://home.austin.rr.com/mav1973/kynaked.jpg

Thats typical Ky for you...
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Old 01-19-2002, 02:38 AM   #16
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Fucking hilarious.
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Old 01-19-2002, 12:25 PM   #17
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Default !


[Mon 09:07:57 ] Helius auctions, 'WTB: CoF, Cobalt BP,Legs,red scale, green scale,swiftblade of zek, and other high end war gear'
[Mon 09:07:57 ] /who Helius all
[Mon 09:07:57 ] Players on EverQuest:
[Mon 09:07:57 ] ---------------------------
[Mon 09:07:57 ] [1 Warrior] Helius (Half Elf) <ph@tl3wtzr0x0r>
/chuckle

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Old 01-19-2002, 08:31 PM   #18
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Great job Nire, I'll make sure to bombard ya with more pointless tells so I can get in on the next one ;D
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Old 01-20-2002, 06:31 PM   #19
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friggit Celdor I will kill you
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Old 01-21-2002, 02:09 PM   #20
Celdor
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soon it will be posted all over the net kyl.
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Old 06-07-2002, 08:47 PM   #21
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was just looking around and found this, pretty damn funny.
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Old 06-07-2002, 11:39 PM   #22
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........

i was only using loviepoo to get to nire.

and i should have had better lines than that...sure i say that type of stuff on the boards... but ask tonis how it all really goes down...or how he really goes down...

i especially like the part where you used the lines from chris coutz romeo and juliet to incorperate Aishens Da`Kor cyber needs. i cought that right away <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=""> *clap clap*

~Greell~
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Old 06-14-2002, 12:34 AM   #23
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You say, '@#%$. I'm a paladin, I make Valorium @#%$ blue look damn good. I am not wearing crafted!'
lmao been there.
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Old 06-15-2002, 03:53 AM   #24
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LOL

"Mon 09:07:58 ] Caoilfhionn says, 'omg aish! what r u doing?'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Aishen says, 'mackin.'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Caoilfhionn says, 'u noob, he's not da`kor!'
[Mon 09:07:58 ] Aishen says, 'fuxor!' "
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