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Old 04-02-2002, 10:05 PM   #1
Dead Ving
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Default "I have a pickle in my ass..."


This is the hardest Glori and I have laughed in a while.

The explanation:

The setup (from Aquarius Records):
MCGINTY, KATHY (2001, Hamburger Records)

You ever have that problem where you're in an internet sex chat room, and you make a date with some pervy girl for a phone sex session, and then when you call her up it's actually some jerk with a sampler loaded with a sexy female voice telling you things like "Taco Bell is sooo good?" Well if you did, chances are you're one of the crank call victims on this extremely funny and @#%$ up cd-r. We guarantee, if you hear this stuff you'll die laughing (unless you're a total prude, of course). It's really unbelievable how pathetic the guys are who attempt to carry on a phone sex chat with "Kathy McGinty", who is pretty obviously a recorded voice triggered by someone's Yamaha SU10 sampler. They don't seem to mind that she sounds like she's talking to them over a CB radio, or that most of what she says is absurd and nonsensical, like a random sound collage from a porno movie. Her Taco bell comment just gets a moan of agreement from the hapless caller. A few of the callers figure it out, and then it gets even more pathetic as they continue to masturbate, being such geeks that they're turned on by the technical details of the joke (one guy asks, excitedly, about if the sampler is triggered by keyboard or mouse).

But most of the guys are so clueless and horny that they're completely unfazed by Kathy's bizarre comments ("I think you might be racist", "I want to have your retarded babies", "I've got a pickle in my ass") and limited vocabulary (she says "Yesssss!" the same way every time), or her deafeningly noisy, Merzbow-level obviously-looped screams of orgasmic ecstasy. We could go on, but we don't want to reveal too much. Just get this, it's the best crank call disc we've heard in a long time. You'll be playing it for everyone you know, except maybe your mom. Absurdly funny.

Sound files can be found at:

http://www.ubu.com/sound/mcginty.html

Kind of a slow download, but worth it. Grab "I'm Not A Child Molester But I'll F uck You" for a representative sample...
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Old 04-03-2002, 12:45 PM   #2
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That wasn't very impressive. If you want funny try the Arnold Schwarzenegger prank calls.
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Old 04-03-2002, 03:30 PM   #3
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If you want funny try the Arnold Schwarzenegger prank calls.
He knows about 'em

I've got like 44 of the Arnold pranks, haha. Great stuff.

Just recently picked up the sound clips and started doing it myself, too, now to record them :P
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Old 04-03-2002, 03:33 PM   #4
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I thought it was funny. Thanks for sharing it, Ving.
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Old 04-03-2002, 03:41 PM   #5
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I found it interesting not for the prank factor but for how frightening and pathetic the men are.

Boys are scary!

I agree it wears thin, but, man, the guy in the "child molester" clip is creepy. And he sounds like Neeko in real life. Ack!
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Old 04-12-2002, 07:56 AM   #6
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Default Go here


www.celebrityprankcalls.com
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