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Old 11-30-2004, 07:18 PM   #1
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http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/kookparade.html

Lots of religious and other "kooks" presented. A sample of a few kooks:

Time Cube

The universe is a spinning cube of time. Or something. Apparently everyone in the world is wrong, apart from this guy. If you can even get a vague hint of what he's talking about, you deserve a medal.

Sample quote:
Human metamorphosis has 4-corner lifetime stages known as baby,child, parent and grandparent. Bible-god equates 1-corner and bare Earth for children. 4-corner Truth is ineffable and no self or god can speak Truth. Only baby is born.Adult is not born. Without metamorphosis - no adults.

Kook rating : 75/10 - as mad as a bottle of chips. Not so much "out of his tree", as "driving away from the orchard at high speed".


Conan Thunder Warrior Group

Not much of a webpage, unfortunately. These guys belong to a strange sort of philanthropic bodybuilder end-times cult. God is going to "attract" millions of dollars to them, which they will use to train orphans in speed-reading, critical thinking (!) and (of course) body building. They excitedly look forward to the coming Armageddon, in which they will fight for good with the spirit of God (sort of like Jedi Knights).

Sample quote:
"A thought; a time; a fleeting moment. Doors of the perception of the mind open and close on hinges of imaginational silence. We see and we remember! Then a sudden distraction and we forget yet again. Amazing the life we live. It is getting more and more obvious that we are attempting to remember that which we have always known. Infinity in all directions; a living, breathing universe with an eye of awareness for each and every love filled atom. "



The Natural Law Party

A political party which feels that problems such as crime and unemployment can be adequately dealt with by hordes of loonies bouncing up and down on matresses, believing that they are somehow "flying" and emiting positive radiation waves which make the world a better place (this is probably not how they would describe it themselves, of course).
Kook rating : 3/10 - bonkers. Harmless, as long as nobody votes them into power.



Jasmuheen

A "breatharian", she (apparently) sincerely believes that human beings need neither food nor water to live, but can be nourished purely through "prana" or God's Light. This will no doubt come as a surprise to the thousands of people starving throughout the world - if only they could afford to buy her books and videos...

Sample quote:
"One of the beliefs that I have personally encountered repeatedly in Western culture is that "if you don't eat you will die". Yet myself and many others choose not to eat and still we exist in physical form, in healthy bodies that are highly energised and require minimal sleep. Living purely on the light of the divine spark within is very provable, for if you cease to eat you either live or die. If you live then that is proof of the power of the mind and beliefs to create as limitlessly as we can give ourselves permission to."
Kook rating : 7/10 - not of this world. Self-delusional tripe which could (and possibly has) led to tragedy.



David Icke

One time sports commentator, Icke now devotes his time to exposing the hidden facts behind the fraud we know as society. The British Royal Family, for example, are shape-changing lizard aliens from space who drink blood. (What? You already knew that?). More reptoid malarkey can be found at Reptoid.com.

Sample quote:
"You will also see references on the site to "shape-shifting", the phenomena in which witnesses have reported seeing people (most often those in positions of power), transform before their eyes, from a human form to a reptilian one and then back again. "
Kook rating : 8/10 - Should have kept the day job. But I doubt that pays quite as well.


Trance Formation Of America

The CIA is trying to control people's minds with the sinister and mysterious MK-Ultra Project Monarch operation. Luckily, Trance Formation are here to save your very mind and expose this cruel operation.

Sample quote:
"Cathy O'Brien is the only vocal and recovered survivor of the Central Intelligence Agency's MK-Ultra Project Monarch operation. Tracing her path from child pornography and recruitment into the program to serving as a top-level intelligence agent and White House sex slave, TRANCE Formation of America is a definitive eye-witness account of government corruption that implicates some of the most prominent figures in U.S. politics. "
Kook rating : 5/10 - the CIA made me give him that rating. Now I must return to my sex-cell at the White House.


Immortality Rings

Want to live forever? Easy - just buy some of Alex Chiu's "immortality rings" for your fingers or toes. The magnets they contain restore the magnetic flux in your body and enhance your metabolism. These widgets will reverse the ageing process and make you young again. But be careful you don't put them on the wrong way round, or you could get sick!
I wonder if they also cure credulity...

Sample quote:
"The reason why I insist on publicizing the Eternal Life Device is because this really works!! This is the most incredible medicine in the world! I have to publicize it just for the sake of it! I have no choice but be brave and face the danger and laughter! So please don't email me insults. If I don't deserve your belief, at least I deserve your respect."
Kook rating : 10/10 - Of course it works, otherwise all those people who die of old age would demand their money back
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Old 11-30-2004, 07:34 PM   #2
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:20 AM   #3
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http://www.moveon.org
http://www.dnc.org

Those are a couple of super cook websites I could think of off the top of my head.
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:39 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by Trith
http://www.moveon.org
http://www.dnc.org

Those are a couple of super cook websites I could think of off the top of my head.

Hm. Where do these super cooks hide their recipes on those sites?
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:43 AM   #6
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:43 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Gauche
Hm. Where do these super cooks hide their recipes on those sites?
In the Kool-Aid their members drink.
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