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Old 12-04-2002, 03:42 PM   #1
kskf2000
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Default 12 things you should never say to a cop

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
>
> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
> in Texas)
>
> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>
>
> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>
> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
> job!
>
> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>
> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
> police officer.
>
> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>
> 8. I pay your salary!
>
> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
> warning, too!
>
> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>
> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
> cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>
> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
> look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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