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kskf2000 12-04-2002 02:42 PM

12 things you should never say to a cop
 
THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
>
> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
> in Texas)
>
> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>
>
> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>
> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
> job!
>
> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>
> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
> police officer.
>
> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>
> 8. I pay your salary!
>
> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
> warning, too!
>
> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>
> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
> cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>
> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
> look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Azraelwrath 12-04-2002 04:05 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one made my night.

It was about time for new police jokes.

Qanadan 12-04-2002 07:31 PM

You probably shouldn't be playing "Cop Killer" in the back ground either!

Kriegskat 12-04-2002 08:03 PM

" 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
> in Texas)"

WTF is up with that? It is Lousiana that has the drive through alcohol joints.
:)

Irimi 12-04-2002 08:51 PM

My lucky day.
 
I had luck with this one

"Yes, sir, there is alcohol in this beverage. The spoon gave it away didn't it?"

Krrak 12-05-2002 03:33 AM

Rofl - must remember NOT to use these - heh

samadeb 12-09-2002 01:05 PM

Kentucky has drive through booze stores too....

Samadeb

Felixican 12-09-2002 10:37 PM

my winning line.....
 
" Is that right? Well, as my momma used to say, Fuckin PROVE IT."

Kogur 12-10-2002 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kriegskat
" 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
> in Texas)"

WTF is up with that? It is Lousiana that has the drive through alcohol joints.
:)

So does Texas...been there. =)

kegulik 12-10-2002 03:27 PM

uh
 
I thought everybody had drive-thru gas stations?

Felixican 12-10-2002 09:57 PM

Kegulic- Many states think it wise that you arent able to buy alchohol and gas in the same place. Statistics show such states have a lower DWI ratio, and even a lower highway collision ratio. Food for thought there.


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